Corrupt a Wish

[MagnumForce]

Granted, but you are going to have to figure it out for yourself.


I wish that an IQ and personaility test was required for membership of message boards.

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted but then no one will be able to use a computer.








I wish that the next wish I wish for will be the best wish in the world

[Michael]

Granted. It is the best wish ever!!!!!!
But it is also the last wish ever......




I wish to see a supernova

[AARR]

Granted, but to get the best view you invaded this guys space

And you won't like him when he's angry because he will blast you with his space modulator and there will be

an earth shattering kaboom


I wish to know what came first, the chicken or the egg?

[PlymouthStationGuy]

granted ,,
sayes its the chicken








I wish to know that Waffle House, Huddle House Omlet Waffle Place would say to that

[AARR]

Granted, they believe in adding insult to injury by serving plates that contain

all three (I have had it, it's good


I wish for a pet ______???

[Saturnalia]

Granted: You have a pet rock

I wish for a more interesting pet than a rock

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted and its boy I would hate to clean that bird cage ( if you can find one big enough that is)











I wish for Rodan and Godzilla to form a Rock Group

[AARR]

Granted,

Not what you thought, was it?


I wish I could stop laughing

[Michael]

Granted. You stop laughing.....

But now you can't stop crying



I wish that while looking for the above photo I did not go off on a 30 minutes web surfing tangent

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted you went on a 2 hour web surfing tangent and you forgot to pick up Mrs Michael from her beauty shop appointment so she standing in the rain cause the shop closed and hour ago. So now she looks like this forget it there is not enough flowers, boxes of candy, jewelry in the world to make her forgive you. So pack up and move into the





I wish to know how many flea baths Michael has to take before he can move back to the house.

[AARR]

Granted, one...

But he is still not allowed in the house even the the flea thing is fixed.


I wish to live a life of fantasy

[Slyguy1500]

Granted, it's a dirty fantasy with just you and your mom!

I wish my youtube train video would upload faster

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted your train video downloaded so fast that your laptop caught on fire and the fire dept. came and put it out.









I wish for that passengers would quit asking stupid question Like is this flight going to Rome when it sayes this on the departure sign at the gate

[AARR]

Granted, instead they keep asking the stewardess to repeat the safety instructions and they have questions and the plane cannot depart until all questions are answered. This is what they would like to do to that passenger

Instead they have this guy sit next to the question-happy passenger



I wish for a cats life

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted but you used up 8 of your 9 lives......... by teasing the Pit Bull that lives next door to you










I wish the people I work with ( namly The bozos who does the ramp staffing.... and use that term nicely) would quit using what they sit with as their brains

[Saturnalia]

Granted, they now use their nose, so they are now snotty

I wish my younger brother didn't snort when he laughs

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted now he drools like a all over your new IPOD.









I wish to be lovable

[Michael]

Granted. The kids all love you now PSG





I wish it was Father's Day

[AARR]

Granted, you receive an well-thought out inspiring gift from each one of your childrem

You now have a tie for every day of the month. Unfortunately you work at a place wear attire is business casual, no ties


I wish for another piece of chocolate cake