Corrupt a Wish

[Michael]

Granted. But it takes a steady diet of Humble Pie






I wish to be more interesting

[AARR]

I wish to be more interesting

Granted,

Sometimes the Corrupt a Wish genie gets unique confused with interesting


I wish for a talent

[Michael]

Granted. But it is not a very useful talent




I wish I could find that darn library book

[AARR]

I wish I could find that darn library book

Granted, but it's very late so Agatha the Terrible "wood" like a word with you

This is not the fantasy you had in mind about the librarian


I wish women found me handsome and not handy

[Michael]

Granted. But some of the men folk find you handsome too

You'll thank me for not posting a photo



I wish to know the true meaning of Christmas

[AARR]

I wish to know the true meaning of Christmas

Granted, you tell your family there will be no Christmas gifts this year so everyone can better understand the true meaning

Don't worry, they will get over it and eventually understand the true meaning...in 18 years


I wish it was better to receive than to give

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted So here is what you will receive this from from a a shopper that you cut in front of at the check out counter











I wish DGS luck at the start of the NEW YEAR ( cause they will need it when the rest of the full timers leave including myself)

[Michigan Railfan]

Granted, but just after you leave, they are given better benefits, a higher pay, and shorter hours. They sure did get some luck



I wish to have plenty of gas money when I buy my car.

[Saturnalia]

Granted, you have $1 because all cars are powered by cow farts now (Methane)....

I wish the MQT Santa train was today....

[AARR]

Granted, but you do not see it because you decide to play

with your Barbie collection instead


I wish I could make up my mind

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted but the Grumpy Cat made your mind up for you. Your going to Burlington VT. and he is pulling 6 bags off the plane ( i did that today)










I wish Grumpy Cat could stay around for awhile

[AARR]

I wish Grumpy Cat could stay around for awhile

Granted, but he is staying with you

and turns into bad attitude cat


I wish PSG is afraid, very afraid.

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted I was afraid very afraid but then the C.A.W. genie showed me thishttp://www.deltaholiday2012.com/?MkCpgn=ecard2012_em_en and I started laughing my butt off ( can you see me doing that on the ramp?.....................hell no )








I wish I never saw that clip

[AARR]

I wish I never saw that clip

Granted, instead you watch this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJQEVYBS5ew
and you are perma-banned from flying


I wish for a new attitude

[Michael]

Granted. You have a new attitude

But it is still pretty bad.




I wish for some icing on the cake

[AARR]

I wish for some icing on the cake

Granted,

but you are afraid, very afraid, it will bite you back.


I wish to appear in a Mr Bean episode

[Michael]

Granted. But it is the final episode.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/thea ... -Bean.html





I wish PM 1225 traveled up and down the Plymouth Sub daily

[AARR]

I wish PM 1225 traveled up and down the Plymouth Sub daily

Granted, but you are no longer interested in trains and more interested in your new career path

selling exotic animals as pets, here kitty kitty kitty


I wish to join Michael on the hunt

[Michael]

Granted. But we become the hunted




I wish for a ride on the Polar Express

[AARR]

I wish for a ride on the Polar Express

Granted, but the view is not so good

and it's a little breezy.


I wish for creative thoughts