Corrupt a Wish

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted to get away from this guy












I wish to know why the dish ran away with the spoon

[Michael]

Granted. You find out after having to watch a 8 hour chick flick on Lifetime






I wish I could play the guitar

[AARR]

I wish I could play the guitar

Granted, but its the air guitar

You think you look bad-ass but the rest of us just hope you get through your mid life crises without embarassing yourself further


I wish to discover the fountain of youth

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted but you drank to much ( ewwwwwwwwww someone stinky)









I wish Joe's Hobby Center was still open

[Michael]

Granted. The Hobby Center stays open, but Joe gets rid of all the model train stuff and replaces it all with dolls







I wish I could travel for free

[Jochs]

Granted, you decide to hide in a boxcar and take a free ride across the country.

Unfortunately, you eventually get parked in a high security area and are arrested.

You then get a free ride in a squad car to federal prison.


I wish bacon was healthy.

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted but its really hard on your teeth












I wish my life was not so complicated

[AARR]

I wish my life was not so complicated

Granted, you go for simplicity

Just you, the clothes on your back, a corner next to the building, no regular meals, etc.


I wish for a very complicated life

[Michael]

Granted. You have 10 more kids

All at once





I wish I lived next door to AARR

[AARR]

I wish I lived next door to AARR

Granted, my 10 kids go to your place everyday all day and play with your 10 kids

This picture is taken just before the drugs wear off and they go on a sugar-fueled spree through your house


I wish to fly a plane at PSG's airport with SW as a passenger

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted and when you get to your final destination you fine your carry on luggage has 100 of these wrapped around your handle( Just ask SW how long did it take to rip those tags off his bag)









I wish to see the look on AARR's face when he finds 100 of those tags on his suitcase

[AARR]

I wish to see the look on AARR's face when he finds 100 of those tags on his suitcase

Granted, but its not pretty

and it is stuck so the next time we have lunch at Bode's you have to look at me the whole time and try to eat with getting sick to your stomach


I wish for wisdom

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted but the Great and powerful OZ (Who took over for the C.A.W.G cause he getting a face lift)
ran out of wisdom so he gave you a beer belly instead











I wish TW would make up his mind on what he wants to do for a living

[AARR]

I wish TW would make up his mind on what he wants to do for a living

Granted, he wants to be the full time dispatcher for SC&W

That's your new CN 2-8-2 and refrigerated box car fleet


I wish for more corn beef

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted its a do it yourself kit here is the cornand here is the beef have fun making it










I wish for more of Trish's Sloppy Joe Mix

[AARR]

I wish for more of Trish's Sloppy Joe Mix

Granted, here is the sloppy


Here is Joe


Good luck mixing


I wish for more of a good thing

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted but now Mrs AARR starts charging $10.00 per brownie














I wish I slept right last night

[AARR]

I wish I slept right last night

Granted, with a little help from some friends


When you tell us your secret we have you placed in the funny farm





I wish for more activity in Corrupt a Wish

[brysonda]

Granted, but only in the form of a quote of the last wish.

I wish for more activity in Corrupt a Wish

[Jochs]

Granted, but only in the form of a quote in the form of a quote of the last wish.

Granted, but only in the form of a quote of the last wish.

I wish for more activity in Corrupt a Wish

I wish it would rain a little more.