Corrupt a Wish

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:I wish to watch all 300 episodes of RedGreen with PSG, SW, TW & Michael

Granted, but you are relegated to watching it in Michael's basement (i.e. kid cave) on a tiny B&W TV with his kids running around asking you over and over, "Why should women find you handy?"
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I wish to think outside the box
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Michael wrote:I wish to think outside the box
Granted, but the good stuff is inside the box...
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Mmm, chocolate cupcakes :mrgreen:


I wish to pick the winning lottery ticket number
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Granted. You picked 'em all right.................
But you never did buy the ticket..................
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Granted you go back to the future to 2015 Wait a minute this is 2015 THE CUBS WINS THE WORLD SERIES! everybody bet on the CUBS












I wish the cubs win it all
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Please do not poke at the ramp agent because he has the power to make your vacation
memorable or miserable. It all depends on what flight you bags go on.
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PlymouthStationGuy wrote:I wish the cubs win it all
Granted, but the cubs momma isn't happy with you...
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I wish to relax
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Granted.
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Looks like everyone is telling you to relax..................

















OK BREAKS OVER GET BACK TO WORK!!!!!!
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Michael wrote:I wish to start a new fashion trend
Granted, but it catches on with little girls
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I wish to appear on Dancing with the Stars
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Granted. But the 6 months of grueling practice nearly kill you
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Granted but you can't match the flying experience like Robin can and you end up like this












I wish they made Jaws 17 like in Back to the Future Pt 2
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Please do not poke at the ramp agent because he has the power to make your vacation
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PlymouthStationGuy wrote:I wish they made Jaws 17 like in Back to the Future Pt 2
Granted, but political correctness dictates Jaws is a vegetarian and metro sexual and more interested in soofoo and fashion than eating people
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I wish for sparkling clean water to swim in
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Granted.
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Michael wrote:I wish to seize the day
Granted, but Ms. Day did not appreciate it...
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I wish for three wishes
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AARR wrote:I wish for three wishes
Granted. But you waste them on having Justin Beiber killed, spending a day talking with the animals and growing the perfect mustache


I wish eating cake would make you loose weight
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Michael wrote:I wish eating cake would make you loose weight
Granted, you don't fit into your clothes and no one makes your new XXXXXXXXXLarge size...
http://media.photobucket.com/user/DatCr ... sort=1&o=0
But you can still bust a move :lol:


I wish to design a new memo format
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Granted. But no one gets the memo
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I wish to see a train
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Michael wrote:I wish to see a train
Granted, but your POV is a little dangerous
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You're looking pretty buff, Michael :lol:


I wish for x-ray vision 8)
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Thanks AARR. I have been working out lately :lol:



Granted. Here is what you look like
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I wish I had a great idea
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Granted but after days and days of trying to come up with one you finally got one but a fountain pen still does not write under whipped cream
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I wish I had a nickel every time some one dropped a nickel
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PlymouthStationGuy wrote:I wish I had a nickel every time some one dropped a nickel
Granted, but its a wooden nickel...
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I wish to find the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Granted. Image
You will have to dig the gold out yourself :shock:




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