Corrupt a Wish

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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AARR wrote:I wish my fore sight was as good as my hind sight

Granted. And they both stink
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I wish to be a doctor
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Granted but you specialize in only old men's rectums doing prostate exams.

I wish MQT1223 was banned
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BerkshireKid wrote:I wish MQT1223 was banned
Granted, but now he's your boss and he wants revenge
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I wish for sanity
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Granted, but it rhymes with and thus is Hannity!

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I wish for a can of pineapple.
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Saturnalia wrote:I wish for a can of pineapple.

Granted. But that is all you have to eat for a week.....and you have to share it.....and you have no can opener :shock:


I wish for this, that and the other thing
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Michael wrote:I wish for this, that and the other thing
Granted, this approach is catching on
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I wish all roads were paved
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AARR wrote:I wish all roads were paved

Granted. Paved......with good intentions
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I wish to know some good magic tricks
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Michael wrote:I wish to know some good magic tricks
Granted, you do it like a boss
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I wish to become more computer literate
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AARR wrote:I wish to become more computer literate

Granted, but it take years of panhandling to get there
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I wish to send them to the corn field
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politicians that is
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Granted, but then they come back thinking they know whats best for farming.
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As you might imagine, it doesn't turn out well.


I wish MQT1223 would stop quoting whole lengthy posts just to ask a simple question.
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Saturnalia wrote:I wish MQT1223 would stop quoting whole lengthy posts just to ask a simple question.
Granted, instead he begins each post with a long message about women's hygiene products :lol:


I wish for cooler temperatures and lower humidity
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AARR wrote:I wish for cooler temperatures and lower humidity
Granted, you live here:

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I wish my class was only a half hour, instead of 90 minutes.
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Saturnalia wrote:I wish my class was only a half hour, instead of 90 minutes.
Granted, but you receive 6 hours of homework instead of 2 :lol:


I wish to cash in my chips
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AARR wrote:I wish to cash in my chips
Granted, but they're not worth much because they're all crumbs. Sold a bag of air, and they still all fall apart. Heavens.

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I wish this essay would write itself.
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Saturnalia wrote:I wish this essay would write itself.
Granted, it's for your Creative Writing Class but the essay writes love poems about trains :lol:


I wish for a pond in my yard
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AARR wrote:I wish for a pond in my yard

Granted.
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I wish for a good thunderstorm
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Michael wrote:I wish for a good thunderstorm
Granted, but it creates a huge debate at RRFan.com over...
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I wish bees don't sting me anymore
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Granted, but now that Hippo has its eyes on you, ready to strike, and probably will. Good luck!

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Granted but weekends are now Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday and all the fun things happen on Friday, Saturday and Sunday still.

I wish Saturnalia couldn't post on anything for 2 weeks.
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BerkshireKid wrote:I wish Saturnalia couldn't post on anything for 2 weeks.
Granted, instead he takes over the internet and banhammers you permanently :lol:


I wish mosquitoes would all die off
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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