Corrupt a Wish

[Michael]

I wish ~Z~ comes with us so we can stick him with the check

Granted but we find out the hard way that Z is quite vindictive and slashes our tires in the parking lot before we can leave!





I wish I had just ended the Post a Word. What more can you add to that ?

[AARR]

I wish I had just ended the Post a Word. What more can you add to that ?

Granted, but JT starts posting and the Grammar Nazi gets serious.


I wish there was a bear living at Stony Creek Park

[Michael]

I wish there was a bear living at Stony Creek Park

Granted. But he is an angry one.




I wish I was smarter than the average bear

[AARR]

I wish I was smarter than the average bear

Granted, but you are not smarter than the average Bigfoot.


I wish somebody from RRFan.com would bike 100 miles with me tomorrow

[Michael]

I wish somebody from RRFan.com would bike 100 miles with me tomorrow

Granted. Michael happily joins you!!!

But only on the back of a tandem bike.



I wish I had a decent bicycle

[AARR]

I wish I had a decent bicycle

Granted, but your daughter is a little upset that you took her bike.


I wish the heat index would drop

[Michael]

I wish the heat index would drop

Granted. But it is only a half a degree.



I wish AARR luck in his 100 mile trek today .

[AARR]

I wish AARR luck in his 100 mile trek today .

Granted, but I cheat and ride a motorcycle but karma gets back at me.


I wish GLC would sell to RRFan.com and let us run it

[Michael]

I wish GLC would sell to RRFan.com and let us run it

Granted. But in the chaos that ensues, Michael declares himself CEO and takes a 25 million dollar salary.
A few member want to revert back to steam only.
Half the site wants to make it a passenger line while the other half want to take over all the other competing short lines.
An anonymous fan changes the name to TRENS! and the line goes bankrupt before you can enact any of your good ideas.




I wish to know who all these "guests" are

[AARR]

I wish to know who all these "guests" are

Granted, this is probably pretty typical.


I wish for a good food fight

[Michael]

I wish for a good food fight

Granted. But now you are fighting for what little food is left





I wish people said what they meant and meant what they said.

[AARR]

I wish people said what they meant and meant what they said.

Granted, here you go.

When you understand it please explain it to me.

I wish Michael and I could fix all the worlds problems while railfanning together at Durand with the RRFan.com gang.

[Michael]

I fact checked that guide and found it to be 100% accurate

I wish Michael and I could fix all the worlds problems while railfanning together at Durand with the RRFan.com gang.

Granted. But we tell NO ONE.



I wish AARR could override my having to wait 1 minute between posts

[AARR]

I wish AARR could override my having to wait 1 minute between posts

Granted, I make it two minutes (which is what it is IIRC).


I wish Mrs. AARR would compliment me when I do something around the house like apparently Osomething does with ~Z~