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Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2024 5:33 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2024 4:15 pm
I wish AARR would join my cult
Granted, but we get funny haircuts
I wish more members would join the RRFan.com Super Long Threads cult
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2024 12:05 am
by ~Z~
Granted - but instead of people willingly adding themselves, I added Landon, Nick, and GRHC to the super long thread group.
I wish for you all to tell me three more folk to add to this group
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2024 7:20 am
by AARR
~Z~ wrote: ↑Sat Feb 24, 2024 12:05 am
I wish for you all to tell me three more folk to add to this group
Granted, Mattsquatch, Plymouth Station Guy and SW. But they don't post here anymore so it remains up to Michael and AARR to keep it alive.
I wish to cut back to a four day work week
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2024 10:01 am
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑Sat Feb 24, 2024 7:20 am
I wish to cut back to a four day work week
Granted. But you also get cut back to a 4 day pay check
I wish to kick Spring into high gear
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2024 10:22 am
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑Sun Feb 25, 2024 10:01 am
I wish to kick Spring into high gear
Granted, but it happens so fast these snow mobiles go from snow to grass in a Nano-second.
I wish for a RRFan.com Kids thread
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2024 3:44 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑Sun Feb 25, 2024 10:22 am
I wish for a RRFan.com Kids thread
Granted. But It is all Thomas the Train talk
I wish to live in Florida
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2024 5:27 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑Mon Feb 26, 2024 3:44 pm
I wish to live in Florida
Granted, but...
I wish for a four day work week but five days pay
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2024 7:53 am
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑Mon Feb 26, 2024 5:27 pm
I wish for a four day work week but five days pay
Granted. But you are arrested for fraud.
I wish people were more humble
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2024 2:36 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑Tue Feb 27, 2024 7:53 am
I wish people were more humble
Granted, but no matter who wins, when they show up for their award, they forfeit it.
I wish there were more funny people
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2024 11:58 am
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑Tue Feb 27, 2024 2:36 pm
I wish there were more funny people
Granted. But they are making jokes about you
I wish to be a speed reader
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2024 2:48 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑Wed Feb 28, 2024 11:58 am
I wish to be a speed reader
Granted, but you now talk so fast we need subtitles to understand you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExKCcndqK5c
I wish to be a speed listener
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Feb 29, 2024 10:56 am
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑Wed Feb 28, 2024 2:48 pm
I wish to be a speed listener
Granted. You are all ears
I wish I was born on February 29th
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Feb 29, 2024 5:35 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑Thu Feb 29, 2024 10:56 am
I wish I was born on February 29th
Granted, but this is the face we make every time you tell us.
I wish to create a new dog breed
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2024 10:39 am
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑Thu Feb 29, 2024 5:35 pm
I wish to create a new dog breed
Granted. But it is pure evil.
I wish to have a pet cheetah
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2024 3:30 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑Fri Mar 01, 2024 10:39 am
I wish to have a pet cheetah
Granted, but it wants your Cheetos and NO is not an option if you value your throat.
I wish for great seats to the Def Leppard concert
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2024 9:44 am
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑Fri Mar 01, 2024 3:30 pm
I wish for great seats to the Def Leppard concert
Granted. FRONT ROW SEATS! But you have to take your mom
and for some crazy reason there was a bull loose at the concert and wellll....
Maybe that front row wasn't the best seats
I wish to get a professional haircut
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2024 3:51 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑Tue Mar 05, 2024 9:44 am
I wish to get a professional haircut
Granted.....but it looks like you have a mustache on your forehead.
I wish for an easier way to stay healthy
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2024 8:02 am
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑Tue Mar 05, 2024 3:51 pm
I wish for an easier way to stay healthy
Granted. No dieting, no exercise, and you are the healthiest man alive!
But you get hit by a train a week later.
I wish I had no been in the car with AARR
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2024 2:00 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote: ↑Wed Mar 06, 2024 8:02 am
I wish I had no been in the car with AARR
Granted, you take the picture just before the collision.
I wish to run on top of the railcars of a moving train
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2024 2:57 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote: ↑Wed Mar 06, 2024 2:00 pm
I wish to run on top of the railcars of a moving train
Granted. It goes great!
Until you get to the tunnel with low clearance
I wish AARR had been paying attention and jumped at the last second instead of doing his Hong Kong Phooey impression