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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sat May 11, 2024 1:53 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote:
Mon May 06, 2024 5:56 pm
I wish to replace my lawn with a nice pond complete with animals

Granted. It started that way but due to your neglecting of the pond due to railfanning, it looks like this now.
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I wish Mrs AARR a nice Mother's Day

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sat May 11, 2024 7:44 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:
Sat May 11, 2024 1:53 pm
I wish Mrs AARR a nice Mother's Day
Granted, everyday is Mother's Day at Mrs. AARR's home.
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I wish to see Big Foot

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Mon May 13, 2024 10:10 am
by Michael
AARR wrote:
Sat May 11, 2024 7:44 pm
I wish to see Big Foot

Granted. But it is right up in your face
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I wish for a talking cat

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Mon May 13, 2024 2:49 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:
Mon May 13, 2024 10:10 am
I wish for a talking cat
Granted, but it speaks in Cat.
https://www.tiktok.com/@beautynthebean/ ... 33?lang=en

I wish to understand my turtle

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Mon May 13, 2024 11:50 pm
by Jochs
Granted. Your turtle becomes Tippi Turtle, who speaks English, and annoys you for the rest of your life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLTEpuhGURE

I wish I had better vision so I wouldn't have to wear coke bottle bifocals.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Tue May 14, 2024 6:03 am
by AARR
Jochs wrote:
Mon May 13, 2024 11:50 pm
I wish I had better vision so I wouldn't have to wear coke bottle bifocals.
Granted, but they are relocated on the back of your head.
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I wish the Pistons had the number one draft selection

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Tue May 14, 2024 8:05 am
by Michael
AARR wrote:
Tue May 14, 2024 6:03 am
I wish the Pistons had the number one draft selection


Granted, But they blow it on a WNBA player


I wish the Piston's had picked Don Simon.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Tue May 14, 2024 3:44 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:
Tue May 14, 2024 8:05 am
I wish the Piston's had picked Don Simon.
Granted, but after 3 minutes I injury myself and am out for the year.
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I wish there was a Great Lakes Sea Serpent

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Wed May 15, 2024 10:04 am
by Michael
AARR wrote:
Tue May 14, 2024 3:44 pm
I wish there was a Great Lakes Sea Serpent


Granted. But it just turns out to be Michael after he really let himself go
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I wish to win the grand prize

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Wed May 15, 2024 4:24 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:
Wed May 15, 2024 10:04 am
I wish to win the grand prize
Granted, you finally win The Most Humble award...
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I wish to simplify my life

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu May 16, 2024 5:00 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote:
Wed May 15, 2024 4:24 pm
I wish to simplify my life


Granted. Seems simple enough to me
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I wish AARR luck in picking the right corner to panhandle. He could stand to make more than me and tax free.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Thu May 16, 2024 5:45 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:
Thu May 16, 2024 5:00 pm
I wish AARR luck in picking the right corner to panhandle. He could stand to make more than me and tax free.
Granted, but Mrs AARR leaves me...oh wait, that's not a bad thing...is it? :lol:
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I wish Michael and I were spies

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri May 17, 2024 12:59 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote:
Thu May 16, 2024 5:45 pm
I wish Michael and I were spies


Granted. But it is not like James Bond
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I wish AARR were part of the rebellion

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri May 17, 2024 1:28 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:
Fri May 17, 2024 12:59 pm
I wish AARR were part of the rebellion
Granted, but ~Z~ banhammers me for being irrelevant and political.
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I wish to write a number one song

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sat May 18, 2024 10:32 am
by Michael
AARR wrote:
Fri May 17, 2024 1:28 pm
I wish to write a number one song

Granted! Number 1!!!!!
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NUMBER 1 WORST SONG


I wish I had not agreed to sing lead vocals for AARR's "Number one" song

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sat May 18, 2024 11:24 am
by AARR
Michael wrote:
Sat May 18, 2024 10:32 am
I wish I had not agreed to sing lead vocals for AARR's "Number one" song
Granted, instead we make fools of ourselves playing air guitars and it goes viral.
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I wish Michael didn't mention retiring SD38-2's in the Post A Word thread

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Mon May 20, 2024 7:40 am
by Michael
AARR wrote:
Sat May 18, 2024 11:24 am
I wish Michael didn't mention retiring SD38-2's in the Post A Word thread

Granted. Instead he posts that in the main forum where it causes a schism resulting in the banhammering of half the members who go off to form their own SD38-2 website
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I wish to write a tell all book

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Mon May 20, 2024 8:12 am
by AARR
Michael wrote:
Mon May 20, 2024 7:40 am
I wish to write a tell all book
Granted, but the pictures are awkward.
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I wish to be Michael's caddy

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Tue May 21, 2024 3:54 pm
by Michael
AARR wrote:
Mon May 20, 2024 8:12 am
I wish to be Michael's caddy

Granted. But Michael stiffs you BUT he promises that on your death bed you will achieve full consciousness.
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So you got that going for you.


I wish the people that started the Super Long Threads would continue to post in them

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Tue May 21, 2024 4:06 pm
by AARR
Michael wrote:
Tue May 21, 2024 3:54 pm
I wish the people that started the Super Long Threads would continue to post in them
Granted, but they are Woke now so ~Z~ banhammers 50% of the posts.
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I wish to be a hobo with Michael