Corrupt a Wish

[Michael]

I wish David's wife lets him go railfanning with his buddies now and then

Granted. But that translates to twice......Now & Then



I wish to listen to David's Railroad Club presentation

[AARR]

I wish to listen to David's Railroad Club presentation

Granted, but David wears a horsehead and it's disturbing.


I wish David and Saturnalia would team up to do a presentation on current freight operations on GLC

[Michael]

I wish David and Saturnalia would team up to do a presentation on current freight operations on GLC

Granted. For about the first minute but then it quickly escalates into a fight about which tren is better




I wish to get in on that fight

[AARR]

I wish to get in on that fight

Granted, but it turns into a three stooges' skit.


I wish to cliff dive

[Michael]

I'm Moe

I wish to cliff dive

Granted. But you pick a lousy cliff to dive off



I wish to agree to disagree

[AARR]

I wish to agree to disagree

Granted, but it's a dangerous sport that you play.


I wish Michael would be more assertive with Mrs Michael

[Michael]

I wish Michael would be more assertive with Mrs Michael

Granted. He convinces her to pack up the family and move next to AARR




I wish AARR would take down his fence

[AARR]

I wish AARR would take down his fence

Granted, but then my farm animals run through your yard and poop all over.


I wish Michael would let my farm animals play with his kids

[Michael]

I wish Michael would let my farm animals play with his kids

Granted. But First night, its Cow Tipping




I wish to bring back Zeppelin travel

[AARR]

I wish to bring back Zeppelin travel

Granted, and the environmentalists approve your wish and implement it into the military.


I wish I still had mad basketball skills

[Michael]

I wish I still had mad basketball skills

Granted. But with an emphasis on MAD




I wish to go magnet fishing with AARR

[AARR]

I wish to go magnet fishing with AARR

Granted, but we get competitive.


I wish to help as many people as I can

[Michael]

I wish to help as many people as I can

Granted. So you join the government but.......


Here is what you think you do



Here is what people think you do



Here is what you actually do



I got a little carried away. I wish that my son passes his solo flight this week.

[AARR]

That is funny

I got a little carried away. I wish that my son passes his solo flight this week.

Granted, here are your son and Jetlink on theri first flight together posing for a picture.


I wish for a photographic memory.

[Michael]

I wish for a photographic memory.

Granted. But after you accidentally walk into the old man sauna(or in our case, just the sauna) you wish you didn't have a photographic memory





I wish I could skip my in laws family reunion

[AARR]

I wish I could skip my in laws family reunion

Granted, nope, you have to go. Give your father-in-law this coffee mug...you'll be the winner.


I wish Michael gives his father-in-law the above mug

[Michael]

I wish Michael gives his father-in-law the above mug

Granted. And he graciously accepts it (which he really did) but then he gives me a mug with his mug....literally.
It's a little scary, I'm not gonna lie




I wish to find out if crime pays

[AARR]

I wish to find out if crime pays

Granted, only if you are a politician. But not for the rest of us.


I wish to eat until it hurts

[Michael]

I wish to eat until it hurts

Granted. You enter the Coney Island Hot Dog eating challenge

But you later find out what the hot dogs were made of



I wish to make some 5 alarm chili

[AARR]

I wish to make some 5 alarm chili

Granted, but you got acared and only made two alarm chili.


I wish Michael would make his five-alarm chili for the RRFan.com meet