Corrupt a Wish

[Michael]

I wish to manage a zoo

Granted. But you get fired on your first day after making these signs.




I wish AARR and I could make an animal documentary.

[AARR]

I wish AARR and I could make an animal documentary.

Granted, but we are mocked on the internet for the animal we document...


I wish Michael and I were park rangers

[Michael]

I wish Michael and I were park rangers

Granted. But all we do is chase picnic basket stealing bear around all day




I wish that AARR and I were cryptozoologist

[AARR]

I wish that AARR and I were cryptozoologist

Granted, but AARR doesn't know what that is so he just invites you over to have an operation session with his RR&R where we have epic failures.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YSa_po5LH0


I wish a train will stop at the RRFan.com meet and let us climb aboard

[Michael]

I wish a train will stop at the RRFan.com meet and let us climb aboard

Granted! But it is just AMTRAK

We still amuse ourselves though.




I wish to know what AARR's prepper plan is.

[AARR]

I wish to know what AARR's prepper plan is.

LOL, pray.


I wish to know what ~Z~'s prepper plan is if there is a tornado during the RRFan.com meet?

[Michael]

I wish to know what ~Z~'s prepper plan is if there is a tornado during the RRFan.com meet?

Granted. But his plan has not changed. Ride out the storm in YOUR basement blaring Heavy Metal and using your model trains.



I wish to be the town eccentric

[AARR]

I wish to be the town eccentric

Granted, but you get a cult following from several of the guys from RRFan.com and you lose cool points.


I wish St. Paul would write so that us regular people can understand his message.