Corrupt a Wish

[GreatLakesRailfan]

Granted, but snow you were skiing on melted, revealing a field of boulders, which promptly snagged both skis and left you skidding between the boulders.

I wish it were easier to think of a wish than to corrupt a wish.

[sd70accsxt700]

Granted, but now you can not come up with a good coruption

I wish I had poop

[Railnut]

Granted..but it's the "runs"

I wish Charles had a good wish

[sd70accsxt700]

Granted but mine will be better

I wish I had a better wish.

[JANGAJONGA]

Granted, but your GF does'nt know how to ski.

I wish i was a pro skier.

[GreatLakesRailfan]

Granted but all you can do is ski. Outside of skiing, you suck at life.

I wish Matt had a better wish than I did.

[sd70accsxt700]

Granted, but it may take me a while

I wish it was 24 hours later.

[SW]

Granted, but now you wish it was yesterday.

I wish it was Saturday.

[sd70accsxt700]

Granted, but it forever Monday, four days away.

I wish the sun would come out all weekend.

[PlymouthStationGuy]

granted but you have to babysit all the kids on you block on Sat. so now you have to do your spring cleaning on Sunday
I wish I had my tax refund so I can go to the Ann Arbor flea market

[sd70accsxt700]

Granted, but your car broke, and you had to spend all the money on that.

I wish the house was pink

[tsinoms]

Granted but now a blue prius and chihuahua magically appear and soon your laughed at.

I wish i could see my girl soon!

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted but then she goes on a date wilth Walter, Peanut, Achmed the Dead Terrorist, Bubba J.and Jose Jalapeno on a Stick.
I wish there was no potholes on the roads

[sd70accsxt700]

Granted but now there are no roads

I wish that the daughter was not sick

[BerkshireKid]

Granted but you are now sick and cant go railfaning with us this weekend!!!

I wish it was Fri evening already!!!!

[sd70accsxt700]

Granted but now that I am sick, what you gona do?

I wish WRC was on TV

[GreatLakesRailfan]

Granted, but the electricity is out and you don't have TV that uses alternative sources of energy.

I wish I sucked at life.

[sd70accsxt700]

Granted, but you are simply the best at it.

I wish I sucked as bad as Charles W

[GP9R]

Granted, but why would you want to be Charles W?
I wish I could find a new job

[sd70accsxt700]

Granted, but now you work at the Flying J

I wish I could work again.