For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts.
Would you rather have strong legs and weak arms or the opposite?
Legs I think. That’s kind of the way I’m built now.
Would you rather all your exes show up at your wedding or your spouse’s exes?
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Faster for sure unless it means running shorter distances
Would you rather have a loveless marriage or have your children resent you?
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Would you rather have a loveless marriage or have your children resent you?
I am going to guess you'll take the 2nd.... or take the take the 5th
The fifth / second. Mrs AARR is in charge of the money so I don't want her thinking I'm expendable .
Would you rather watch a romantic movie with lots of kissing and mushy talk or an action movie with lots of blood, swearing and violence?
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Would you rather work for the Road Commission or the Secretary of State?
Both would not be a good fit for me, but I will go with Road Commission and hope I can be outdoors often.
Would you rather wear the same underwear for a month or wear the same thong for a week?
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I guess the NFL since the Detroit Lions are my customer and at least they have a plan for winning but there would be a few issues.....
Would you rather only be able to shower once a month or bath once a week?
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Would you rather only be able to shower once a month or bath once a week?
Bath and even at once a week Mrs AARR would make me sleep in the barn.
Would you rather be trapped in a small room with 10,000 tarantulas for 10 minutes, or eat 10 tarantulas in 10 minutes?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Would you rather be trapped in a small room with 10,000 tarantulas for 10 minutes, or eat 10 tarantulas in 10 minutes?
The same question but with non venomous boa constrictors
I’m not going to eat a boa constrictor so the first
Would you rather blood shot eyes or icy cold fingers?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Would you rather blood shot eyes or icy cold fingers?
I have cold fingers and manage so i will stick with it
Where would you rather be stranded in the middle of the ocean on a rowboat or in the middle of the desert on foot?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Where would you rather be stranded in the middle of the ocean on a rowboat or in the middle of the desert on foot?
Yup, same as you. Give me a row boat in the ocean.
Would you rather be hunted by a professional hunter for 24 hours or be on the FBI most wanted list and always be looking over your shoulder?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Would you rather have cows for milk or for the meat?
Meat for sure.
Would you rather wake up with a complete loss of memory or paralyzed?
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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