Corrupt a Wish

[AARR]

Granted, but you ask this guy

and you get a 10 hour lecture in which you are not allowed to interupt with common sense.


I wish for another Jurassic Park movie

[atrainguy60]

Granted, but it has a budget of $20. The actors are just randomly picked citizens, the movie itself is a half hour long, and the dinosaurs are muppets.


I wish for The Big Bang Theory to last for 20 seasons.

[Michigan Railfan]

Granted, bu- Wait, I can't say anything bad about the Big Bang Theory!


I wish I had my license so I could go get food whenever I want.

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted but the when you get there Mickey Ds is closed








I wish I did not have a 32 bag flight to load to Charleston S.C.

[Michigan Railfan]

Granted, instead you have to load a 128 bag flight to LAX


I wish the Tigers would win today.

[atrainguy60]

Granted, some tigers(animal) win a fight with you.



I wish for a pet tiger.

[Saturnalia]

Granted, but it's just a stuffed animal

I wish for something to wish for

[atrainguy60]

Granted, you wished to be the victim of a maneating scorpion.



I wish to have 100000 posts.

[Saturnalia]

Granted, but Z decides to restart the superlong threads, and you are back to 13 posts

EDIT: I wish I remembered to wish for something when I first posted this

[atrainguy60]

Granted, but everyone else keeps forgetting to make a wish, so the thread is locked.


I wish I will live to see the day MagnumForce and TrainWatcher join the organized paper railroads group.

[Saturnalia]

Granted, but they leave the second they find out DT&I owns one of their lines, and they see that i'm even more outlandish there

I wish for Tony Stewart to win the Sprint Cup again

[AARR]

Granted, but its the last race he wins and ends up in these races

where he still does not win.


I wish for rain

[Michael]

Granted. But it just lingers over you all day.




I wish I could update the firmware in my brain

[Saturnalia]

Granted, but the feds exterminate you because they suspect you are a robot

I wish for RA to leave MQT alone

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted but now there keep calling you an showing up at your house all hours of the night wanting to know why they cant buy MQT railroad.








I wish my work shoes would dry out before tomorrow morning

[AARR]

Granted, but they shrunk and are uncomfortable

And the heels hurt too


I wish for a smooth ride

[Michael]

Granted. It is as smooth as butter......

till you hit the ground




I wish I had an extra $300k to spend on a train station

[AARR]

Granted, but by the time you get it, adjusted for inflation, this is all you get

The plastic people are extra


I wish for finacial security

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted but in todays market this is as good as it can gets so dont let your thumb get to wet AARR. or it will loose its flavor.










I wish I had more time and less things to do

[AARR]

Granted, and for a few hours it seems great because you can railfan more but the guys at the railroad club voted to keep you out until...

you bathe


I wish I could golf better