Corrupt a Wish

[AARR]

I wish more hot girls loved railfanning.

Granted, they love railfanning but think guys who railfan are a bunch of geeks



I wish more peole could think for themselves

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted but if we all think for ourselves....The world will be one big gigantic ( but that might not be such a bad idea )











I wish people would make up their mind

[AARR]

I wish people would make up their mind

Granted, and the people decide to

which means more work for you


I wish for a nice relaxing vacation

[PlymouthStationGuy]

granted a two week vacation to your mother in law's house to do the yard work













I wish that passenger on my Roanoke flight was not to upset when he found out that all 3 bottles of Jamaican Rum broke inside his suitcase

[Michael]

Granted. The passenger does not get mad.......He gets even



I wish NASA would bring back the Apollo rockets

[AARR]

I wish NASA would bring back the Apollo rockets

Granted, but to conform with new EPA rules they look like this

Your kids love it and make loud rocket noises all day long around the house


I wish my brain would work

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted but remember Mrs AARR does your thinking for you












I wish Mrs PSG would remember to put quarters in my brain so it will work

[AARR]

I wish Mrs PSG would remember to put quarters in my brain so it will work

Granted, but years of inactivity causes you to imatate the last thing you remember

Mrs PSG decides not put put any more quarters in your brain


I wish to be recognized by Guiness Book for something

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted for being the most irrelevant on the plant but it was short lived cause MQT3001 takes the title away in less that a week.











I wish AARR best wishes on trying to find another record he can break

[AARR]

I wish AARR best wishes on trying to find another record he can break

Granted, I break the record for getting the ramp agent mad with my luggage

The agent is not amused and seeks to get even


I wish I could fix computers

[Michael]

Granted.

But it is not the glamorous life you thought it would be



I wish for a good night sleep

[AARR]

I wish for a good night sleep

Granted, but it doesn't make your task the following day any easier

Well, maybe a little cause you can carry a full garbage can on a full nights sleep


I wish to control my temper

[Michael]

Granted. But it requires daily Shock Therapy






I wish for a breath of fresh air

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted but you inhaled at the wrong time











I wish Michael luck getting out the their

[AARR]

I wish Michael luck getting out the their

Granted, but the fragrence lingers long after his escape

This is Michael's home for a while



I wish for a dream come true

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted but it turned into a nightmare when you woke up your mother in law moved in with you permanently












I wish I could come up with an idea

[Michael]

Granted. You come up with a great idea while rail fanning.

Unfortunately, no one ever finds out about it





I wish AARR, PSG and I could make a children's television show

[AARR]

I wish AARR, PSG and I could make a children's television show

Granted,

The show is a smashing success but ends after one season because Jochs is mad that he was not included and kidnaps us and we are never seen again. The 2nd season resumes with Jochs as

But is cancelled after one season because his bad mood causes kids to not watch TV and play outside where government can't brainwash them


I wish to be healed

[Jochs]

Granted, you are healed by Ernest Angley:

But you are also brainwashed into sending him every penny you have, and wind up living in a cardboard box.


I wish I could get used to using the keyboard on my laptop.

[AARR]

I wish I could get used to using the keyboard on my laptop.

Granted, but by the time you do keyboards are obsolete and you are a year behind the newest technology

Having a pretty girl type for you


I wish to know why the chicken crossed the road