Corrupt a Wish

[Jochs]

Granted. I hope you have room for all 10,000 of these posts!


I wish my left knee would stop bothering me.

[AARR]

I wish my left knee would stop bothering me.

Granted, know something else is bothering you



I wish I owned a MI-based short line railroad

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted but the track does not go anywhere












I wish tomorrow would come quick

[AARR]

I wish tomorrow would come quick

Granted, but it doesn't go as you hoped



I wish for an accident-proof car

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted but it takes you all day just to drive to work











I wish my bid would have been better

[AARR]

I wish my bid would have been better

Granted, but you forgot to include things like equipment, gas, tools, etc. so the new airport looks like this

Very cool at play time but not so much for full grown human passengers


I wish to be dispatcher at next SC&W model railroad operation session

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted but remember what happen the last time you dispatched at our club?









I wish my feet would quit wrinkling

[AARR]

I wish my feet would quit wrinkling

Granted instead your...never mind



I wish PSG would wish for something else

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted but that wish did come true ( we still have the same clowns at work, in gov. driving on the highway so forth and so on)











I wish for a nice quite evening

[AARR]

I wish for a nice quite evening

Granted, you've been quarantined...

and your computer broke


I wish the Lions, Tigers and Wolverines would win.

[PlymouthStationGuy]

granted but at and they still went to extra innings and double overtime













I wish to be king of the ramp

[AARR]

I wish to be king of the ramp

Granted, but being king is not always a good gig...ask President Obama



I wish I could sleep...

[Jochs]

Granted, but you are in such a deep sleep that your friends give you a "makeover." More like a "markover"


I wish AARR would wake up!

[AARR]

I wish AARR would wake up!

Granted, but I didn't sleep long enough and missed my beauty sleep...



I wish to play the guitar

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted but your teacher tells you " Your up stroke still needs work and you need to watch this guy"













I wish to be anything I want to be

[AARR]

I wish to be anything I want to be

Granted, you become this guy




I wish to create song parodies like Al Yankovic

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted and with these cast of characters
as back up singers you will never make he big times









I wish this xmas for lots of steam engines

[AARR]

I wish this xmas for lots of steam engines

Granted, you are told to work all three shifts on Christmas...

You got the steam part


I wish for lots of snow this winter

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted but you left your car outside over night and now you can't find it










I wish for no snow this winter

[ns8401]

Granted but you left your car outside over night and now you can't find it










I wish for no snow this winter

Granted... you wake up tomorrow to find out that Plymouth was actually the name of a neighborhood in Buffalo and you are now snowed in until May.