Corrupt a Wish

[AARR]

I wish ns8401 remembered to wish for something

[PlymouthStationGuy]

granted but she got lost in the mail












I wish thanksgiving would be here and gone

[AARR]

I wish thanksgiving would be here and gone

Granted, but you should watch your back



I wish I could tell the different GE engines from each other starting around 1990

[ns8401]

I wish thanksgiving would be here and gone

Granted, but you should watch your back



I wish I could tell the different GE engines from each other starting around 1990

Granted, all the road names are replaced with model numbers and each model wears a different hat.

I wish I knew what that might look like.

[AARR]

I wish I could tell the different GE engines from each other starting around 1990
Granted, all the road names are replaced with model numbers and each model wears a different hat.

I wish I knew what that might look like.

Granted,

Thomas is the cheeky little engine


I wish for less stress

[PlymouthStationGuy]

granted cause your boss found that you have been ditching half your work now you have to work over time and work weekends to make it up













I wish less work and more time for AARR to play with trains

[AARR]

I wish less work and more time for AARR to play with trains

Granted, but it's not much fun watching a train run in circles for hours



I wish for more gain and less pain

[PlymouthStationGuy]

granted good news is you just won a year supply of detergent
bad news is you pain in your back just moved a little lower









I wish I had a little more help from my friends

[AARR]

I wish I had a little more help from my friends

Granted, but this isn't the help you were hoping for



I wish I was understood

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted but now your kids know what you are talking about but now your wife does not have a clue











I wish to be the top dog in my family

[AARR]

I wish to be the top dog in my family

Granted, but it's not at all what you thought it would be. It's your job to make sure the other dogs are cleared to enter your territory.

This one's a little ripe.


I wish to appear on Dirty Jobs

[59caddy]

You get the job of exhaust tester... your job is to make sure the vehicles' exhaust makes you dirty and unhealthy enough in order to pass the test


I WISH PAT.C WAS ON SUPER LONG THREADS !!!!!:D

[AARR]

I WISH PAT.C WAS ON SUPER LONG THREADS !!!!!:D

Granted, but he clogs up the thread with a Super Long...well, you know


I wish to watch a Thomas the Tank Engine marathon

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted but CBC runs a marathon of the and the Cartoon network runs a marathon of at the same time











I wish I could come up with a track plan for my railroad

[AARR]

I wish I could come up with a track plan for my railroad

Granted, after a lot of planning you come up with this



I wish for a new attitude

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted here











I wish Mrs AARR sells lot of quilts

[AARR]

I wish Mrs AARR sells lot of quilts

Granted, but with her new wealth she doesn't need me anymore and leaves



I wish to see what kind of manager PSG is

[PlymouthStationGuy]

granted a nerdy manager












I wish AARR to join the nerdy group

[AARR]

I wish AARR to join the nerdy group

Granted, and they make me King



I wish I could hang with the cool people

[NSSD70ACe]

...I wish I could hang with the cool people

Granted but they had a different version of cool:



And in this weather it's gonna be a long time before we see you face again
I wish for unlimited wishes.