Corrupt a Wish

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

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Michael wrote:I wish to rinse and repeat
Granted, but the question is?
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I wish to be invisible
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AARR wrote:I wish to be invisible

Granted. .....Well it only seems that way
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I wish to vacation as much as Obama or at least as much as my wife does

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Michael wrote:I wish to vacation as much as Obama or at least as much as my wife does
Granted, but you're no longer the bread winner of the house
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I wish to play the guitar
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish to play the guitar

Granted....but it is the air guitar
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At least it is free 8)




I wish to visit funky town

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Michael wrote:I wish to visit funky town
Granted, but not everyone feels the groove
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I wish to be a motivational speaker
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish to be a motivational speaker
Granted, but you don't have the motivation to be a motivational speaker.

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I wish this Chemistry Exam would take itself, I'd even settle for a 75% by default.
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Saturnalia wrote:I wish this Chemistry Exam would take itself, I'd even settle for a 75% by default.
Granted, but the default option Fails and the exam does too.
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I wish the Lions and Tigers make the playoffs
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AARR wrote:I wish the Lions and Tigers make the playoffs

Granted......But not till 2050
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I wish to solve a great mystery

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Michael wrote:I wish to solve a great mystery
Granted, good luck
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I wish to see if someone can solve the above mystery 8)
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AARR wrote:I wish to see if someone can solve the above mystery 8)

Granted.......
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Not as exciting as your thought it would be



I wish to take a road trip to the Grand Canyon

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Michael wrote:I wish to take a road trip to the Grand Canyon
Granted, but getting out of MI is a challenge
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I wish for better roads
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...

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AARR wrote:I wish for better roads

Granted. But in a few years owning and driving a car will be illegal.




I wish to get drunk and watch Gilligan's Island

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Michael wrote:I wish to get drunk and watch Gilligan's Island
Granted, but then Gilligan seems like the smartest of the group


I wish to go fishing
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AARR wrote:I wish to go fishing
Granted, but you never get a bite.

I wish for a Trump v Clinton MMA smack-down.
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Saturnalia wrote:I wish for a Trump v Clinton MMA smack-down.
Granted. But Clinton wins
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I wish to be a better reader

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Michael wrote:I wish to be a better reader
Granted, but you can now only read wing dings. Good luck with that.

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I wish for perfect grammar, so JT and Zack can't make fun of me :x
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Saturnalia wrote:I wish for perfect grammar, so JT and Zack can't make fun of me :x
Granted, but no one understands you.


I wish for a small farm
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AARR wrote:I wish for a small farm

Granted.....Enjoy living on the funny farm :shock:
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I wish to work on a TV show

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Michael wrote:I wish to work on a TV show
Granted, you're the new ghoul



I wish for more power
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AARR wrote:I wish for more power
Granted. Sort of.....
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I wish my house didn't smell like dirty socks and diapers

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