Ok, the other night Chris and I were coming up with a railroad version, we came up with "I'm on a U-Boat". Just sing these lyrics like the originals, it's pretty funny! Instead of T-Pain, we'd have a Mattsquatch!
(lyrics in "quotes" are T-Pain/Mattsquatch's)I'm On A U-Boat by Jon & Chris
*Jon, Chris and Cam are at the Hobby Shop, Jon just bought an HO Conrail U boat. "Oh hey", Jon says, "a free ride on a U boat for free. Now who am I gonna take.....I'll take Chris.......aaaaaaaand, Mattsquatch". "Cool". Cam-"WTF!?"*
“Gee-eeehs”
Awww crap, get your cameras ready it’s about to go down, all the railfans on the line hit the fark’ ballast, but ready your mutha fark’ notes! We running this crap lets go
I’m on a Boat (“U-Boat“), I’m on a Boat, all the foamers look at me cuz I’m ridin’ on a boat. I’m on a boat (“U-boat“), I’m on a boat, take a good ass shot of this mutha fark’ boat!
I’m on a U-Boat mutha fark take a look at me, straight ridin’ on a boat justa clearing’’ greens, bustin’ 55 wind whipn’ at my coat, reds can’t stop me mutha fark cuz I’m on a boat!
Take a picture pricks, I’m on a boat female dog! (“female dog”) It’s painted Conrail blue cuz it’s the crap (“crap”), I got my gloves on, my work order copies, I’m tootin crossing’s you on the ground straight foamin’ sloppy!
I’m ridin’ on an engine, switchin’ cars n’ crap. We run a local, gettin’ all the customers switched. But this ain’t Trainfest, this is as real as it gets, I’m on a boat mutha fark don’t you eva forget!
I’m on a boat and, it’s goin’ fast and, I’ve got a Conrail blue cashmere-uh afghan. I’m the king of the rails, on a train like Leo, if you own the R.O.W. then you should not need oh
Get the fark up, this U-Boat is real!
fark land I’m on the rails mutha fark! (“mutha fark”) fark trees I climb signals mutha fark! I’m in the cab with my boys mutha fark, the train’s engine makes noise mutha fark!
Hey NS you can see me now! (“see me now”) Arm’s stretched wide just above the plow! Gonna run this boat to the moon somehow, like spliting Conrail, anything is possible!
“Yeah, never thought I’d be on a boat, it’s a big blue smokin’ U-Boat. Yeah, C-S-X look at me, oh woah woah. Never thought I’d see the day, when a U-Boat’d be comin’ my way, believe it when I say, I fark WITH TAMMY! Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.”
I’m on a Boat! I’m on a Boat! All the foamers look at me cuz I’m ridin’ on a boat! I’m on a boat! I’m on a boat! Take a good ass shot of this mutha fark’ boat!
“It’s like Con-rail, it’s like Geee-ehhs, yeah yeah yeah!”
I feel distured by Chris in a Music Video, and Matt? Well lets just say "Why are you following me"
