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If you guy's haven't watched or heard The Lonely Island's "I'm on a boat", I'd suggest you listen.



Ok, the other night Chris and I were coming up with a railroad version, we came up with "I'm on a U-Boat". Just sing these lyrics like the originals, it's pretty funny! Instead of T-Pain, we'd have a Mattsquatch! (lyrics in "quotes" are T-Pain/Mattsquatch's)

I'm On A U-Boat by Jon & Chris

*Jon, Chris and Cam are at the Hobby Shop, Jon just bought an HO Conrail U boat. "Oh hey", Jon says, "a free ride on a U boat for free. Now who am I gonna take.....I'll take Chris.......aaaaaaaand, Mattsquatch". "Cool". Cam-"WTF!?"*

“Gee-eeehs”

Awww crap, get your cameras ready it’s about to go down, all the railfans on the line hit the fark’ ballast, but ready your mutha fark’ notes! We running this crap lets go

I’m on a Boat (“U-Boat“), I’m on a Boat, all the foamers look at me cuz I’m ridin’ on a boat. I’m on a boat (“U-boat“), I’m on a boat, take a good ass shot of this mutha fark’ boat!

I’m on a U-Boat mutha fark take a look at me, straight ridin’ on a boat justa clearing’’ greens, bustin’ 55 wind whipn’ at my coat, reds can’t stop me mutha fark cuz I’m on a boat!

Take a picture pricks, I’m on a boat female dog! (“female dog”) It’s painted Conrail blue cuz it’s the crap (“crap”), I got my gloves on, my work order copies, I’m tootin crossing’s you on the ground straight foamin’ sloppy!

I’m ridin’ on an engine, switchin’ cars n’ crap. We run a local, gettin’ all the customers switched. But this ain’t Trainfest, this is as real as it gets, I’m on a boat mutha fark don’t you eva forget!

I’m on a boat and, it’s goin’ fast and, I’ve got a Conrail blue cashmere-uh afghan. I’m the king of the rails, on a train like Leo, if you own the R.O.W. then you should not need oh

Get the fark up, this U-Boat is real!

fark land I’m on the rails mutha fark! (“mutha fark”) fark trees I climb signals mutha fark! I’m in the cab with my boys mutha fark, the train’s engine makes noise mutha fark!

Hey NS you can see me now! (“see me now”) Arm’s stretched wide just above the plow! Gonna run this boat to the moon somehow, like spliting Conrail, anything is possible!

“Yeah, never thought I’d be on a boat, it’s a big blue smokin’ U-Boat. Yeah, C-S-X look at me, oh woah woah. Never thought I’d see the day, when a U-Boat’d be comin’ my way, believe it when I say, I fark WITH TAMMY! Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.”

I’m on a Boat! I’m on a Boat! All the foamers look at me cuz I’m ridin’ on a boat! I’m on a boat! I’m on a boat! Take a good ass shot of this mutha fark’ boat!

“It’s like Con-rail, it’s like Geee-ehhs, yeah yeah yeah!”

HAHA the language filter on the board caught my bad words, and made it read really funny.

oh wow.. is creative the word i want?

All I gotta say is that it's the best song we have ever came up with!

THIS IS GREAT!!!!!!!! YES!!!!

Yikes that is too funny.

No.... I feel distured by Chris in a Music Video, and Matt? Well lets just say "Why are you following me"

Cauz I follow everyone.

Sorry but thats the dumbest thing Ive ever seen...way to ruin rap..someone has way TOOOO much time on their hands

gridejq wrote:Sorry but thats the dumbest thing Ive ever seen...way to ruin rap..someone has way TOOOO much time on their hands

You can't ruin rap, it sucks to begin with! The whole point of that band is mocking people that make that kind of music. I love it!

Still pretty sad that someone has the time to do this...and this is why most "railfans" dont know what a woman is

gridejq wrote:Still pretty sad that someone has the time to do this...and this is why most "railfans" dont know what a woman is

Im going to have to disagree jq most railfans now what a woman is they just dont know what to do with one lol and I wish someone would tell me what to do with mine cause shes asking for it!!!

gridejq wrote:Still pretty sad that someone has the time to do this...and this is why most "railfans" dont know what a woman is

Jon, you know who you are dealing with....

Why don't you have it say "I'm on a train" instead of "I'm on a U-boat?"
Boat and train are one syllable, while U-boat is two syllables.

osomething wrote:Why don't you have it say "I'm on a train" instead of "I'm on a U-boat?"
Boat and train are one syllable, while U-boat is two syllables.

Because "train" is a generic term, we're on a U-Boat! If it was "I'm on a train", it wouldn't be as close to I'm on a boat, you can use "boat" to describe a U-Boat or a ship. But I see what you're saying about the syllables.


I'm on a boat!