The first drunk says, "There's a lot of steps here."
The second drunk says, " Yeah and the hand rail is so low"
Comic Relief
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Comic Relief
Two drunks were walking home along the railway tracks.
The first drunk says, "There's a lot of steps here."
The second drunk says, " Yeah and the hand rail is so low"
The first drunk says, "There's a lot of steps here."
The second drunk says, " Yeah and the hand rail is so low"
Re: Comic Relief
Two blonds walking down the railroad tracks
blond 1 says "looks like deer tracks"
blond 2 says "looks like elk tracks"
As they're arguing a train comes along and hits them
blond 1 says "looks like deer tracks"
blond 2 says "looks like elk tracks"
As they're arguing a train comes along and hits them
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Re: Comic Relief
Two guys are driving along when they come upon a railroad crossing.
The passenger looks to the driver and says"I can tell a train has just come through."
The driver then asks," How can you tell that?" to which the passenger replies,"You can see its tracks!"
The passenger looks to the driver and says"I can tell a train has just come through."
The driver then asks," How can you tell that?" to which the passenger replies,"You can see its tracks!"
Jeff O.
Celebrating 11 years dial-up free!
(18:36:45) MagnumForce: Railfanning is way more fun when you stop caring about locomotives and signals
(19:11:29) cbehr91: I can't believe I'm +1ing Brent but +1
Celebrating 11 years dial-up free!
(18:36:45) MagnumForce: Railfanning is way more fun when you stop caring about locomotives and signals
(19:11:29) cbehr91: I can't believe I'm +1ing Brent but +1
Re: Comic Relief
A blonde is in a hurry, and rushes into a dry cleaner's shop in the hopes that they can get her favorite sweater cleaned before a big date that evening. She breathlessly asks the shop owner, "Can you get this cleaned for me by the end of the day?" She blurted out the question so quickly, the guy didn't quite understand what she said. So he said, "Come again?" She answered, "Oh no, it's just mustard this time. But I really need it cleaned before tonight!"
Mick
Mick
"Jump Sim, and save yourself!"
---Casey Jones' last words to fireman Sim Webb
---Casey Jones' last words to fireman Sim Webb