Anger Management FUNNY HAHAHAHAHA

[BerkshireKid]

FUNNY HAHAHAHAHA

> FOR ALL THOSE WHO IRRITATE YOU--
>
> Take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take
it out on someone you don't know.
>
> I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten
to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying
"Hello."
>
> I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn
Carter?"
>
> Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f***ing
number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that
anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to
call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.
>
> After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number
again.
>
> When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an ahole!"
and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'ahole' next to it,
and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying
bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an
ahole!" It always cheered me up.
>
> When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic 'ahole'
calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is
John Smith from the telephone company. I'm calling to see if you're
familiar with our Caller ID Program?"
>
> He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the phone. I quickly called him back
and said, "That's because you're an ahole!" and hungup.
>
> One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking
spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had
patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting
for that spot, but the idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in
his back window, so I wrote down his number.
>
> A couple of days later, right after calling the first ahole (I had
his number on speed dial,) I thought that I'd better call the BMW ahole,
too.
>
> I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"
>
> He said, "Yes, it is."
>
> I asked, "Can you tell me where I can see it?"
>
> He said, "Yes, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd , in Fairfax . It's a yellow
rambler, and the car's parked right out in front."
>
> I asked, "What's your name?"
>
> He said, "My name is Don Hansen,"
>
> I asked, "When's a good time to catch you, Don?"
>
> He said, "I'm home every evening after five."
>
> I said, "Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"
>
> He said, "Yes?"
>
> I said, "Don, you're an ahole!"
>
> Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now,
when I had a problem, I had two aholes to call.
>
> Then I came up with an idea. I called ahole #1. He said, "Hello."
>
> I said, "You're an ahole!" (But I didn't hang up.)
>
> He asked, "Are you still there?"
>
> I said, "Yeah"
>
> He screamed, "Stop calling me,"
>
> I said, "Make me,"
>
> He asked, "Who are you?"
>
> I said, "My name is Don Hansen."
>
> He said, "Yeah? Where do you live?"
>
> I said, "Ahole, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd , in Fairfax, a yellow
rambler, I have a black Beamer parked in front."
>
> He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start
saying your prayers."
>
> I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, ahole," and hung up.
>
> Then I called Ahole #2.
>
> He said, "Hello?"
>
> I said, "Hello, ahole,"
>
> He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..."
>
> I said, "You'll what?"
>
> He exclaimed, "I'll kick your ass"
>
> I answered, "Well, ahole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right
now." Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I
lived at 34 Oaktree Blvd , in Fairfax, and that I was on my way over
there to kill my gay lover.
> Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down in Oaktree
Blvd. in Fairfax.
>
> I quickly got into my car and headed over toFairfax. I got there just
in time to watch two aholes beating the crap out ofeach other in front
of six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a news
crew.
>
> NOW I feel much better.
>
> Anger management really does work.

[SD80MAC]

LO FREAKING L! I have seen this before but laugh everytime. Thanks, that was a good laugh.

[Y@]

Oh thats great stuff! Cheered me up!

[Hogger1225]

Knowing Dane, he copied that from somewhere else. He could never come up with something that original!

[BerkshireKid]

Yup, got that in an e-mail. Forgot to mention that.Anyway it's AWESOME revenge!!!!