Corrupt a Wish

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted you have so much snow that you called the Cumbres & Toltec Senic Railroad and asked them if you can borrow their snow plow and they said Are you Kidding










I wish SW and AARR luck in their commute to work ( I have the day off)

[AARR]

I wish SW and AARR luck in their commute to work ( I have the day off)

Granted, being the dedicated runners that we are we jog to work. It wasn't a good idea...



I wish to come up with a great invention

[PlymouthStationGuy]

granted but the out come of your glasses holder
was the same see!!











I wish we could run trains tonight

[AARR]

I wish we could run trains tonight

Granted, but you can't because management calls you into work


While management is working hard on other important matters

in Miami


I wish to take the 5th

[Jochs]

Granted, you take a fifth of whiskey. It eventually takes you!


I wish spring would hurry up and get here.

[AARR]

I wish spring would hurry up and get here.

Granted, but this makes Punxsutawney ground hog angry because only he determines when spring arrives




I wish I understood abstract art

[PlymouthStationGuy]

granted but when you look at this all you see is this













I wish my surgery scar would heal quicker

[AARR]

I wish my surgery scar would heal quicker

Granted, but it requires the "leaching" treatment only they use lampreys




I wish I knew what surgery PSG had

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted but Mrs PSG still wears the pants in my household











I wish for a quick winter

[AARR]

I wish for a quick winter

Granted, but it ends so quick that the record amount of snow we have received melts all at once and now we have a flood



I wish for new MST 3000 shows

[Jochs]

Granted, the hard-of-hearing CAW Genie knows you are interested in trains and gives you new MQT 3001 shows on youtube.


I wish I could sleep better at night.

[AARR]

I wish I could sleep better at night.

But then we can't get pictures of you lurking in the shadows and the "Where's Joch's" thread dies out denying us entertainment

We give up RRFan.com and play chess, drink non-alcoholic beer, and eat Cheetos.


I wish for a most excellent book about D&M

[Jochs]

I wish for a most excellent book about D&M

Granted, you get a book about Donnie and Marie!



I wish AARR was a little bit country and a little bit rock and roll.

[AARR]

I wish AARR was a little bit country and a little bit rock and roll.

Granted, I'm a little bit Rock-n-Roll and when I try to do a duet with little bit Country, Ms Marie Osmond, I end up with this beauty

Last time I trust an internet dating site picture


I wish that the picture Marie Osmond sent me was what she really looked like

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted and she is no longer country but HIP-HOP













I wish my doctor tomorrow better warm up his hands before he sees me

[AARR]

I wish my doctor tomorrow better warm up his hands before he sees me

Granted, but you're still part of the 98.5% who does not appreciate another man's hands in that area



I wish PSG does not faint during his doctor's visit

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted cos he fainted for me when he saw the hospital bill













I wish I had more jello

[AARR]

I wish I had more jello

Granted, but it's not what you had in mind

And there are no girls either


I wish Jochs, PSG, SW, and me form our own version of the A-Team

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted here we are and our plans never come together.












I wish for some more Hot Chocolate

[AARR]

I wish for some more Hot Chocolate

Granted, and here's your one marshmallow



I wish to join the possum lodge