Corrupt a Wish

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted but you keep falling out of the tree during the meetings

















I wish for more hot cakes

[AARR]

I wish for more hot cakes

Granted, even though you and Mrs PSG had a fight she (and her mother) offers to make them for you


She's still mad at you though



I wish to be accepted by the cool people

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted you are and here are the cool people













I wish I could have stayed up to watch the Red Green Show last night

[AARR]

I wish I could have stayed up to watch the Red Green Show last night

Granted, but they replaced it with this show

It's about everything to know about quilting


I wish my employer would quit piling more work on me

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted so he lets you go home early and on your way home you thoughts were filled with this but Mrs AARR had other plans for you. The 1st one was this











I wish I could have been at AARR's house when Mrs AARR gave him the shovel

[AARR]

I wish I could have been at AARR's house when Mrs AARR gave him the shovel

Granted, Mrs AARR plays no favorites and puts you to work too



I wish for some time to work on my layout

[Jochs]

Granted...you lose your job and have all the time in the world to work on your layout.
However, with no income, this is as fancy as your layout will ever be.


I wish we would stop having winter storms every 3 days.

[AARR]

I wish we would stop having winter storms every 3 days.

Granted, now they come every two days

Michigan is closed until Spring


I wish to appear on Soul Train

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted but you end up in a trying to do this












I wish AARR a quick recovery

[NSSD70ACe]

I wish AARR a quick recovery

Granted but two days later he is back due to shoveling injuries


I wish that Spring would come.

[AARR]

I wish that Spring would come.

Granted, but its not the spring you expected...




I wish to live in a tropical paradise with Mrs AARR waiting on me

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted but Mrs AARR sayes YEAH RIGHT!!!!










I wish Mrs PSG would wait on me hand and foot

[AARR]

I wish Mrs PSG would wait on me hand and foot

Granted, she gives you a hand

Then a foot



I wish Al Yankovic would invite me to appear in a video with him

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted you were in the updated version of CNR not going to tell you what part you were in ( So tell me hows Chuck Norris doing?)













I wish CNR and Godzilla would team up

[AARR]

I wish CNR and Godzilla would team up

Granted, unfortunately for us monster lovers Chuck Norris kicks Godzilla's ass and sends him back to monster island

So you and me hang around SL&W operating trains with TW as dispatcher

and that never ends well


I wish to climb the highest mountain

[legostudios34]

Granted, you climb it but suffocate from lack of air at the top.

I wish this thread would go back to the old days before it seemed like everyone had a picture with their corruption.

[Jochs]

Granted, you are sent back to the year 1984 and given a Commodore Vic-20..no pics on that computer!

I wish the snow would all melt so you can see down the street when you come to a stop sign!

[AARR]

I wish the snow would all melt so you can see down the street when you come to a stop sign!

Granted, but your new ride is a low-rider and you can't see over the curb.

But you look pretty cool


I wish for tolerance

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted but your tolerance level just went past the head exploding line when you found out your Mother in law broke you new custom painted Ann Arbor RS1 in the Wabash paint scheme see











I wish Delta Airlines would smarted up ( but that would never happen)

[AARR]

I wish Delta Airlines would smarted up ( but that would never happen)

Granted, they make you CEO. And while its good to be king it's not as good as you thought...

But we think you look awesome in a suite


I wish that the snow plow wouldn't plow snow back on my driveway