Corrupt a Wish

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted so they plowed the snow next to your house but you put that snow to good use you made your own Bobsled run like this












I wish I was the CEO of Delta Airlines ( I would straighten that company out)

[AARR]

I wish I was the CEO of Delta Airlines ( I would straighten that company out)

Granted, but after your first decision the employees and passengers weigh in on your decision



I wish for an easier job

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted you teach wood shop in your local middle school just like how Red Green does it













I wish for an easier week next week

[AARR]

I wish for an easier week next week

Granted, you have a little accident working on the SL&W layout and end up having an easy week lounging around watching TV and having ladies wait on your every need and want (which is very basic

[Jochs]

The CAW Genie is confused...AARR forgot to make a wish!

I wish AARR would have remembered to make a wish!.

[AARR]

I wish AARR would have remembered to make a wish!.

Granted, I wish to take a moment to smell the roses.

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted but the rose bush is right next to a manure pile but you know what they say











I wish i have a good day tomorrow( going back to work)

[AARR]

I wish i have a good day tomorrow( going back to work)

Granted, you arrive to find out you were really missed...and they held a weeks worth of planes for you to unload and load



I wish for a butler to do all my chores for the next month

[PlymouthStationGuy]

granted but the corrupt a wish genie as a joke you ended up doing your chores while the is running your layout












I wish SW a good trip to MSY ( New Orleans)

[AARR]

I wish SW a good trip to MSY ( New Orleans)

Granted, the trip is wonderful but his baggage goes someplace else



I wish to wrestle an alligator

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted but he pins you to the mat 1/2 way in the 1st round












I wish Delta would not bite the hands that feed them

[AARR]

I wish Delta would not bite the hands that feed them

Granted, instead they bite you someplace else

The Delta Dogg needs to b e fed


I wish EMD built better locomotives

[59caddy]

Granted, the new engines are so good and inexpensive that all historic diesel locomotives on shortlines are scrapped in favor of the new engine.

I wish I could get a chance to conduct a concert band (for reference, the Marine Band is a concert band. A middle school band can also be classified as a concert band, but is almost always not concert-worthy, whereas high school bands are if they're lucky and have a good band director )

[AARR]

I wish I could get a chance to conduct a concert band

Granted, and here is your band

Watch out for the drummer...he's not disciplined


I wish to live like an Amish farmer

[59caddy]

Granted, but then you have no RRfan.com

I wish the Pistons played better.

[Bulby]

Granted, but then you have no RRfan.com

I wish the Pistons played better.

Granted, but you can't watch them play in person or by any media.

I wish that foamers would stop drooling all over the right-of-way when F-units pass by hauling freight

[AARR]

I wish that foamers would stop drooling all over the right-of-way when F-units pass by hauling freight

Granted, instead they troll the internet for railroad chat boards and block intelligent discussions with their know-it-all attitudes and lame questions



I wish for the time to be more adventurous

[Bulby]

I wish that foamers would stop drooling all over the right-of-way when F-units pass by hauling freight

Granted, instead they troll the internet for railroad chat boards and block intelligent discussions with their know-it-all attitudes and lame questions

Better than on the right-of-way clogging up the drainage!

I wish for the time to be more adventurous

Granted, but you no longer have a job.

I wish the roadmaster would upgrade Canton to Cuba; most boring section of railroad I've ever run. 10 miles at 10 MPH through nothing but corn; not even many grade crossings to break up the monotony.

[AARR]

I wish the roadmaster would upgrade Canton to Cuba; most boring section of railroad I've ever run. 10 miles at 10 MPH through nothing but corn; not even many grade crossings to break up the monotony.

Granted, but you take up a different career that does not involve railroading



I wish I had more say in family matters

[59caddy]

Granted, but you make a bad choice and the family goes homeless.

I wish I had better luck finding trains in Plymouth.