Corrupt a Wish

[AARR]

I wish AARR would take a flight on my plane

Granted, and I land on time in Chicago while my luggage lands on time...in Atlanta


I wish SW better luck with his luggage

[Jochs]

Granted, SW lands at Chicago in O'Hare on time while his luggage arrives 20 minutes late at Midway Airport.
(At least his luggage is in Chicago! )

I wish I could go back in time and fix my mistakes.

[AARR]

I wish I could go back in time and fix my mistakes.

Granted, but you make new mistakes (don't we all)


I wish what the eyes see could be unseen

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted but the unseen is a beauty to behold like this






OUCH i wish my right ear would hurting ( Mrs PSG just flicked it with her finger right after I posted that picture)

[AARR]

OUCH i wish my right ear would hurting ( Mrs PSG just flicked it with her finger right after I posted that picture)

Granted, she also kicks you in the family jewels...now your right ear doesn't seem to hurt so much


I wish things worked like they are supposed too

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted but you still won't get a for christmas









I wish AARR would not get a lump of coal this Christmas

[AARR]

I wish AARR would not get a lump of coal this Christmas

Granted, instead I get a sack of dog doo-doo


I wish all good things did not have to come to an end

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted along with the bad thing that linger on and on and on like heart burn from your Mother in law's 5 alarm chile









I wish that mores days like today

[AARR]

I wish that mores days like today

Granted, you have one more day then the rest of them involve TW as your dispatcher


I wish for good health

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted cause you will need it after you have had 3 bowls of your Mother in law's chili












I wish AARR would come out of the bathroom already ( He has been in there for 4 days)

[AARR]

I wish AARR would come out of the bathroom already ( He has been in there for 4 days)

Granted, but I forget to spray and the bathroom is closed and declared a hazardous site.


I wish I could sleep...

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted cause you watched Bob Ross's The Joy of Painting " The Windmill episode with the happy little Clouds that lives in the sky. That should do the trick












I wish AARR sweet dreams

[AARR]

I wish AARR sweet dreams

I enjoy Bob Ross's Joy of Painting Granted, I dream of cheesecake and wake up gaining 100 pounds.


I wish I could talk like Donald Duck

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted but your voice box gets stuck and now you have to talk like that the rest of your life










I wish people at work would not act so goofy

[AARR]

I wish people at work would not act so goofy

Granted, instead the act Daffy

And you're question is answered


I wish for a return of AARR, PSG and SW as superhero's.

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted and our Num 1 villain The Mutant Giant Spider Dog is back in town.










I wish passengers weren't so stupid

[AARR]

I wish passengers weren't so stupid

Granted, the passengers are scholars and tell you how to do your job...

but efficiency does not improve.


I wish to be relevant

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted but according to this fellow its not what its cracked up to be ( he rather be out chasing ironic chipmunk who foams while gathering walnuts In Fostoria )










I wish I would have been down in Fostoria last weekend

[AARR]

I wish I would have been down in Fostoria last weekend

Granted, then you would have been part of the party

That's got to be Y@, right


I wish that railfanning was fun and not serious business

[Saturnalia]

Granted, but then there would be no commercial sharing of photos/videos to drive the hobby


I wish to have 10,000 posts

(this is post 9999)

edit: oops...wish granted