Corrupt a Wish

[59caddy]

Granted, but if this is the case, you live and die with the knowledge that the universe is yours without you having to do any work.

I wish the apparent rise in rail shipping would affect Michigan more strongly.

[AARR]

I wish the apparent rise in rail shipping would affect Michigan more strongly.

Granted, but you move to No Mans Land Alaska



I wish SW came back to Post a Word

[Jochs]

Granted!
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However, after posting a few other words that would make Eddie Murphy blush he gets banhammered.

I wish the weather would warm up and stay warm.

[AARR]

I wish the weather would warm up and stay warm.

Granted, but the warm weather brings out those pesky mosquito's make railfanning a bummer

and ruining your uber signature picture


I wish for someone to post at "Would You Rather"

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted but it does not make sense or does it







I wish gate agents knew how to count

[AARR]

I wish gate agents knew how to count

Granted, but they can't read. They get the number of passengers right but send them in the wrong direction.


I wish to regain my youthful optimism

[Michael]

Granted.

But it doesn't last long


I wish the Corrupt a Wish Genie would be kind to me

[AARR]

I wish the Corrupt a Wish Genie would be kind to me

Granted, you get a puppy

and it loves kids...the way kids taste


I wish I could make sense of everything

[Michael]

Granted. You receive Total Enlightenment......... on your death bed.

So you got that going for you. Which is nice


I wish to party like it's 1999

[AARR]

I wish to party like it's 1999

Granted, but the computer millennium scare is real and our computers die so we cannot spend hours at RailroadFan.com which means we spend more time with our families



I wish for a pet alligator

[Michael]

Granted. But you have to pack up the family and move to The Swamp

The good news; you get your own reality show. The bad news; Not a lot of trains going through the swamp.


I wish it were 65 and sunny today

[PlymouthStationGuy]

granted but while you were at the beach sunning yourself
you fell asleep with your hat on backwards
( welcome back BTW)










I wish everyday was Tuesday

[Michael]

Thanks PSG! As you can see from my photo above I have aged quite a bit.

Granted. Everyday is Tuesday.

Unfortunately, Paydays is on Fridays


I wish I got paid to post in the Super Long Threads

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted but it puts you in a higher tax bracket and guess who comes knocking on your door











I wish some people had a sense or humor

[AARR]

I wish some people had a sense or humor

Granted, but they're laughing at you not with you

I know how this feels


I wish to be a manager at Jurassic Park

[Michael]

Granted. But you quickly realize it is not all that you hoped it would be





I wish PSG and AARR a happy St Patrick's Day

[AARR]

I wish PSG and AARR a happy St Patrick's Day

Granted, we got wild and crazy



I wish I knew all the "Where am I" locations

[Michael]

Granted. You know ever single one of the Where am I locations........but it is only because they have already been posted before


I wish to know what happen to PAT C

[AARR]

I wish to know what happen to PAT C

Granted, he had one too many burritos



I wish Pat C would return

[Michael]

Granted. He returns.....and he brings some friends



I wish to visit the island of Sodor