Corrupt a Wish

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Michael wrote:I wish to be brave
Granted, you're going to need to be...
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I don't know if you're Obamacare is going to cover this :lol:


I wish to see the world in black and white
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Granted. You get to see the world in black & white........ the back of a B&W that is
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I wish that AARR could make bail
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Michael wrote:I wish that AARR could make bail
Granted, but I become a guest on a reality show for not paying the bail bondsman
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I wish for a get out of jail card
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Granted. But you promptly need to use that card the very next day when you are arrested at RRFAN MEET 2015
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I wish to see March go out like a lamb
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Granted a prehistoric lamb Image













I wish for April to come in like a lion
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Please do not poke at the ramp agent because he has the power to make your vacation
memorable or miserable. It all depends on what flight you bags go on.
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Granted. April comes in like a Lion.....
Just like this Lion
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Looks like there were be some extra work at the airport today




I wish I had opening day tickets for the Tigers. I would of course, graciously invite PSG & AARR 8)
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Michael wrote:I wish I had opening day tickets for the Tigers. I would of course, graciously invite PSG & AARR 8)
Granted, but I have too much to drink and embarrass us with a stunt
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I wish I could turn back time
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Image :lol:


Granted. But you turn back time way too far
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I wish I had an elaborate April Fool's Day joke
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Michael wrote:I wish I had an elaborate April Fool's Day joke
Granted, you invite everyone to your house for a railroad meet weekend but forget to delete the post so we believe its real and show up. We arrive and find you are out of town it gets ugly...
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I wish to breath clean air
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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I wish that was my house :lol:




Granted. Smell the tropical winds. Breath that clean fresh air.
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I wish to sail the 7 seas
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Feel free! You get too do it with this boat:
http://www.svsoggypaws.com/blog2012/dec ... ctBoat.jpg

I wish things would come easier.
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59caddy wrote:I wish things would come easier.
Granted, you have a little accident and for the next 6 months they come when ever you ring the little bell
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I wish for more Church Lady skits on SNL
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Granted. But now all the skits are about you
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I wish to take the last train to Clarksville
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Michael wrote:I wish to take the last train to Clarksville
Granted, and you're stuck in Clarksville...
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I wish to learn the happy dance
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Granted. But it doesn't make you any happier.
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I wish I could have my cake and eat it too
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Michael wrote:I wish I could have my cake and eat it too
Granted, but there are still consequences...
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I wish for a pet alligator
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Granted. But Mrs AARR leaves you for the alligator
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I wish everyone a Happy Easter
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Granted but after Easter Elmer Fudd mistakes you for Daffy Duck and well you know what happens







I wish I did not eat so many marshmallow peeps
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Granted. Instead of eating you consulted the chart of Peep uses and decide to make Peep Martini's
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You get girl drink drunk
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The next thing you remember is waking up in the hospital but me and AARR bring you a beer to cheer you up
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We then proceed to make Peep movie parodies


I wish we had just microwaved the peeps instead
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Michael wrote:I wish we had just microwaved the peeps instead
Granted, but we discover one of the ingredients of a Peep is...
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Nitroglycerin :lol:


I wish to be in cheesecake heaven
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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