For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts.
I don't know if you're Obamacare is going to cover this
I wish to see the world in black and white
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted, but I become a guest on a reality show for not paying the bail bondsman
I wish for a get out of jail card
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Plymouth Station Guy
Please do not poke at the ramp agent because he has the power to make your vacation
memorable or miserable. It all depends on what flight you bags go on.
Michael wrote:I wish I had opening day tickets for the Tigers. I would of course, graciously invite PSG & AARR
Granted, but I have too much to drink and embarrass us with a stunt
I wish I could turn back time
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish I had an elaborate April Fool's Day joke
Granted, you invite everyone to your house for a railroad meet weekend but forget to delete the post so we believe its real and show up. We arrive and find you are out of town it gets ugly...
I wish to breath clean air
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted, you have a little accident and for the next 6 months they come when ever you ring the little bell
I wish for more Church Lady skits on SNL
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish to take the last train to Clarksville
Granted, and you're stuck in Clarksville...
I wish to learn the happy dance
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish I could have my cake and eat it too
Granted, but there are still consequences...
I wish for a pet alligator
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted but after Easter Elmer Fudd mistakes you for Daffy Duck and well you know what happens
I wish I did not eat so many marshmallow peeps
Plymouth Station Guy
Please do not poke at the ramp agent because he has the power to make your vacation
memorable or miserable. It all depends on what flight you bags go on.
Michael wrote:I wish we had just microwaved the peeps instead
Granted, but we discover one of the ingredients of a Peep is...
Nitroglycerin
I wish to be in cheesecake heaven
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...