Corrupt a Wish

[Michael]

Granted. But you have no mouth




I wish to have friends in high places

[AARR]

I wish to have friends in high places

Granted,

Looks like they're having more fun than us


I wish to get my money for nothing and my chicks for free

[Michael]

Granted. You are on welfare AND food stamps.

Your chicks are free but you still gotta wait in line




I wish I was PSYCH

[AARR]

I wish I was PSYCH

Granted, and you have your own theme song



I wish Mrs AARR would respect my authoriteee

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted but then she starts laughing and says stop it
you are going to make me wet myself




I wish the Rolling Stone would just retire
Nothing like seeing a 71 year old Mick Jagger dancing around a stage like a chicken

[Michael]

Granted. The stones finally retire.....but now it is all boy bands



I wonder if the Rolling Stones, Who, Beatles, etc... would have been considered boy bands back when the first started?




I wish it was cloudy with a chance of meatballs

[AARR]

I wish it was cloudy with a chance of meatballs

Hmmm, meatballs in a sandwich



I wish fro some crispy french fries to go with that meatball sandwich

[Michael]

Granted.

Extra crispy.......trust me....you don't want to see the meatballs




I wish to get the A Team back together

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted but if it was up to me I would prefered the Z team











I wish the Z Team would kick some tail

[Michael]

Granted. But it is your tail. You shouldn't have crossed BA.....and you should have had your own Zombie Apocalypse Team






I wish I had my own Zombie Apocalypse Team

[AARR]

I wish I had my own Zombie Apocalypse Team

Granted, but you are the weak link and are fed to the Zombie's. Being the good family man you share it with yours

Everyone thinks you are a nicely dressed family


I wish to be indestructible

[Michael]

Granted. You spend the rest of you life in a tiny bomb shelter alone .........but there are some model trains but they are Thomas the Train but there is a stack of TRAIN magazines but you broke your glasses




I wish it was happy hour

[AARR]

I wish it was happy hour

Granted, but you're still at work...

Nobody better mess with your stapler


I wish I knew everything about railroading

[Michael]

Granted. But everyone just thinks you are crazy





I wish for a nice long vacation

[AARR]

I wish for a nice long vacation

Granted, in your very own man-cave...

doesn't look as sexy as advertised


I wish to go one summer without getting bite by a mosquito

[Michael]

Granted. You spend the summer alone in Antarctica.

But you don't get bit even once




I wish for a return of Monk

[AARR]

I wish for a return of Monk

Granted, but it takes him a while to get here because things are out of sorts...



I wish for a new Class 1 railroad

[Michael]

Granted. But it is in India

Or maybe it is Pakistan?





I wish for a total solar eclipse

[AARR]

I wish for a total solar eclipse

Granted, but you missed it preparing to pay your fair share...



I wish Hillary Clinton becomes our first woman president

[Michael]

Granted. Need I say more?




I wish Ben Carson becomes the second black president