Corrupt a Wish

[AARR]

I wish Ben Carson becomes the second black president

Granted, he joins RRFan.com and we never hear or see him again

It can be intoxicating here


I wish for a great snack

[Michael]

Granted. But Mrs AARR likes them even more than you and it is all she can think about now





I wish for pie in the sky

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted but the Genie forgot to turn up his hearing aid he thought you said pie in the eye







I wish the reruns of The Soupy Sales Show would come back to TV

[AARR]

I wish the reruns of The Soupy Sales Show would come back to TV

Granted, but it's on an obscure cable station that you can't get unless you do this...

You hurt yourself attempting this and are in traction for 3 months


I wish to have a coke with a polar bear

[Michael]

Granted......Is Pepsi ok?




I wish to go on an expedition with Jeremy Wade of River Monsters

[AARR]

I wish to go on an expedition with Jeremy Wade of River Monsters

Granted, you are the bait



I wish to switch jobs with PSG for a day

[Michael]

Granted. But it was your day off and PSG's busiest day ever.....The day before Thanksgiving




I wish for the key to the city

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted but they changed the locks the day before

I wish to switch jobs with PSG for a day

I would not wish that on my worse enemy











I wish AARR luck with those bags

[AARR]

I wish AARR luck with those bags

Granted, but the bags win...

But it's all good


I wish to try out one of those wing suites

[Michael]

Granted. But there is no game going on at the time




I wish to carpe diem

[AARR]

I wish to carpe diem

Granted, but the carp doesn't know Latin so it does what carps do best...

They dance like no one is watching


I wish to create a new emoticon

[Michael]

Granted. But the emoticon only works on the old (very old) Apple Newton






I wish to go fishing with PSG & AARR

[59caddy]

I wish to go fishing with PSG & AARR

To quote AARR, you find a a ton of...

You can't catch them fast enough!

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

[AARR]

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

Granted, you are now a...

in a little bowl and you never have to sleep...although after a couple days in the bowl you may want to sleep...permanently


I wish to be a professional model railroader

[Michael]

Granted. But you run into trouble when the lines blur between scale model trains and the real ones........





I wish to know who beat up Harry Reid

[AARR]

I wish to know who beat up Harry Reid

Granted,

Harry did not pay for the cookies at the appointed time


I wish Jurassic Park III is a great movie!

[Michael]

Granted. But all that happens is your standards drop. Now your 3 favorite movies are Jurassic Park 3, Jaws 3, and The Godfather part 3





I wish to solve a big mystery

[AARR]

I wish to solve a big mystery

Granted, you figured our women But the knowledge doesn't help men...



I wish to liquidate Ohio State Buckeyes

[Michael]

Granted, But you spend the rest of your life in an overcrowded Ohio State prison





I wish I could eat like I did when I was 20

[Jochs]

I wish I could eat like I did when I was 20

Granted, the CAW genie makes you 20 again so you can eat like you were 20...however you will be forever 20 and no longer be able to legally drink alcohol.

Plus you still metabolize food like someone in their mid-40's, so when you eat fast food everyday like a college student it shows!


I wish bacon and other fried foods were healthy for you.