Corrupt a Wish
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Granted, they're gone. But then fruit flies evolve to drink blood. Whoops.
I wish my headache would go away.
I wish my headache would go away.
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Granted, but now it hurts somewhere elseSaturnalia wrote:I wish my headache would go away.
I wish for a vacation
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AARR wrote:I wish for a vacation
Granted. And here is a breakdown of how you spend it
I wish to get on the AARR fitness program
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Granted, but the results are less than satisfactoryMichael wrote:I wish to get on the AARR fitness program
I wish for chocolate cake for finishing first.
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Granted but now each bite you take makes you gain 299lbs.
I wish Railroadfan would be named DRunkfan for one week.
I wish Railroadfan would be named DRunkfan for one week.
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Granted, but you accept sobriety and denounce alcohol so you don't post that week and out of principle never return.BerkshireKid wrote:I wish Railroadfan would be named DRunkfan for one week.
I wish for better understanding of Excel
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Granted, but when you use it to make this graph of death probability, you're entirely disappointed and never open Excel again.AARR wrote:I wish for better understanding of Excel
I wish for a healthier breakfast.
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Granted. Watch this PSA from my youthSaturnalia wrote:I wish for a healthier breakfast.
I wish to get my pilot license
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Granted, but the only planes are drones. I guess you can remote control a drone and pretend you're a pilot .Michael wrote:I wish to get my pilot license
I wish to snorkel in the swamp by our office
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Granted, but the ole snapping turtles don't like you very much...AARR wrote: I wish to snorkel in the swamp by our office
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I wish to rename Thursday to "day before Friday"
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Granted. But Friday has been renamed the "day before Saturday". Further more, the day before the day before yesterday is three days after Saturday. In addition to that.....Saturnalia wrote:I wish to rename Thursday to "day before Friday"
Ah forget it
I wish Image wasn't everything
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Granted, but, it's still something and some people continue to failMichael wrote:I wish Image wasn't everything
I wish for no more hating
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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Granted, nuclear war would solve that one! Oh wait, you're dead. Guess it didn't matter anyways.AARR wrote:I wish for no more hating
I wish my professor would give me more than a one day warning on a lecture I have to attend after-hours.
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Granted, nuclear war would solve that one! Oh wait, you're dead. Guess it didn't matter anyways.AARR wrote:I wish for no more hating
I wish my professor would give me more than a one day warning on a lecture I have to attend after-hours.
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Granted, instead said professor gives you a surprise comprehensive exam that counts toward 50% of your grade.Saturnalia wrote:I wish my professor would give me more than a one day warning on a lecture I have to attend after-hours.
I wish my tummy wasn't upset this morning .
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Granted. But it is ever other dayAARR wrote:I wish my tummy wasn't upset this morning .
I wish for some fun in the sun
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Granted, but you and Mrs. Michael don't use sun screenMichael wrote:I wish for some fun in the sun
I wish to play the fiddle
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
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AARR wrote:I wish to play the fiddle
Granted....but it is second fiddle
I wish to turn on, tune in, drop out
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Granted, but nothing changesMichael wrote:I wish to turn on, tune in, drop out
I wish I could come up with a catchy little slang phrase
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AARR wrote:I wish I could come up with a catchy little slang phrase
Granted. But someone else takes the credit
I wish to rinse and repeat