For the group who LOVE to make threads never end, this forum is for you. Contained inside are the longest threads known to man, and responsible for half of AARR's posts.
Michael wrote:I wish the next wish would get us to the next page so we don't have to look at the first and last photos!
Granted, but the picture is just as bad
I wish my bike was repaired
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted, SW, Z and I join you but it's awkward when our competitiveness gets the best of us
I wish to finish last to Michael, SW and Z and win the Most Humble Man award
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Granted, but as the size of the TV increases so does our girth
I wish for less commercials
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish I brought out the best in people
Granted, but you use controversial methods
I wish to think of comebacks in real time rather than 24 hours later
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish that AARR and I were 2 wild a crazy guys
Granted, but we win the Ugliest Shirt award
Too go along with my Most Irrelevant award and Most Humble Man award
I wish that winter would last from December 1 to December 31 then go right into spring
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Placing me on a deserted island is not corrupting my wish
Michael wrote: I kinda like that shirt
I wish that winter would last from December 1 to December 31 then go right into spring
From your lips to God's ears!
Granted. But here is where you live now
I wish I could remember important things[/quote]
Granted, but you forget the trivial things like showering, brushing your teeth, remembering your kids names, etc.
I wish my memory wasn't getting worse
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish my memory wasn't getting worse. Granted. But neither is Mrs AARR's memory
I wish everything wasn't spin
Granted, now rather than sugar coating it everyone says exactly what they are thinking about one another
I wish Pat C posted in Corrupt a Wish
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish Pat C posted in Corrupt a Wish. Granted. But every single one of his wishes is to POOP ON AARR!!!!
I wish for a helping hand
Granted, but all you get is a funny face
I wish for a leg up
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish for a leg up. Granted. But it is a dog's leg up
I wish to know who is on first?
Granted
I wish to know what's on 2nd
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...
Michael wrote:I wish the airlines would stop selling alcohol. Granted. but now the sell pot
I wish for a restful night sleep
Granted, and so you don't miss Mrs Michael when she gets up to take care of the kids she draws a picture of her on the bed sheet
I wish for evidence
PatC created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Don Simon no more they want AARR I'm chopped liver, well if you want AARR this is what I'll give ya, bad humor mixed with irrelevant info that'll make you roll your eyes quicker than a ~Z~ banhammer...