Corrupt a Wish

[Michael]

I wish SNL was funny again

Granted. For about 30 seconds.........the LAST 30 seconds





I wish for something really good to eat

[AARR]

I wish for something really good to eat

Granted, but you are on another planet where human heads are considered a delicacy.


I wish U of M could have gone undefeated without controversy.

[Michael]

I wish U of M could have gone undefeated without controversy.

Granted. But you start your own controversy with this




I wish AARR would help my train for the Plymouth 1k Run

[AARR]

I wish AARR would help my train for the Plymouth 1k Run

Granted, it just takes the right motivation.


I wish someone would join Michael in his 1k Run.

[Michael]

I wish someone would join Michael in his 1k Run.

Granted. But it is you, and you have to take an unpaid day off work to do it.




I wish to to close the deal

[AARR]

I wish to to close the deal

Granted, but Mrs Michael has her price.


I wish to renegotiate

[Michael]

I wish to renegotiate

Granted. But you come out even worse.



I wish to fast forward to Spring

[AARR]

I wish to fast forward to Spring

Granted, but it's the Spring of 2030 after the zombie apocalypse. This is your family.


I wish to railfan with the guys in 0 degree weather

[Michael]

I wish to railfan with the guys in 0 degree weather

Granted. But it's not as fun as you imagined




I wish to railroad with the guys in 72 degree weather

[AARR]

I wish to railroad with the guys in 72 degree weather

Granted, but you all come dressed like Wonder Woman.


I wish some one would shovel my driveway today

[Michael]

I wish some one would shovel my driveway today

Granted. Michael does. But he quickly tires from shoveling moves on to a flame thrower

But things get out of hand.



I wish to hurry up and get to the next page so I don't have to see that photo AARR posted!

[AARR]

I wish to hurry up and get to the next page so I don't have to see that photo AARR posted!

Granted, instead here is a picture of a future railfan in the 2nd grade.


I wish for a Jurassic Park movie with no character development of plot, just dinosaurs.

[Michael]

I wish for a Jurassic Park movie with no character development of plot, just dinosaurs.

Granted. It takes place 65 million years ago but it is pretty boring after a meteor strike.




I wish for a talking dog

[AARR]

I wish for a talking dog

Granted, but you find out they are bored with us.


I wish to have a conversation with an F15 pilot

[Michael]

I wish to have a conversation with an F15 pilot

Granted. It's a short one and it's over the radio just before he shoots you down for flying over restricted airspace.




I wish for backup

[AARR]

That's a Russian Mig 35

Granted. It's a short one and it's over the radio just before he shoots you down for flying over restricted airspace.

I wish for backup

Granted, those of us at RRFan.com got your back.


I wish to create a new word that best describes the guys at RRFan.com

[Michael]

I wish to create a new word that best describes the guys at RRFan.com

Granted. It's becomes the longest word in the English language but it gets abbreviated to just "RAILFAN"



I wish I got to call the shots

[AARR]

I wish I got to call the shots

Granted, but I think this best sums it up for most of us husbands.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Y0I91rubg


I wish to do epic math in my head without a computer.

[Michael]

I wish to do epic math in my head without a computer.

Granted. EPIC! But it takes hours and while your brain is processing that info, you are in a deep 1000 yard stare



I wish to be a chill as Mr Rogers

[AARR]

I wish to be a chill as Mr Rogers

Granted, but you still want to participate in the Insurrection.


I wish for a return to good manners.