Corrupt a Wish

[Michael]

I wish Noah would have killed both mosquitoes when he had the chance.

Granted, But he did not anticipate the consequences



I wish to go flying today

[AARR]

I wish to go flying today

Granted, but it's on bring your kids to work day.....


I wish Mrs AARR would make her delicious fudge frosting to go on her tasty wacky cake

[Michael]

I wish Mrs AARR would make her delicious fudge frosting to go on her tasty wacky cake

Granted. But you are devastated to find out she made it for her "work husband".




I wish to be clever

[AARR]

I will fight anyone for her wacky cake and fudge frosting!

I wish to be clever

Granted, we still don't understand modern art.


I wish for a personal drone

[Michael]

I wish for a personal drone

Granted. But she just drones on and on and on and on........





I wish to be the Mayor of Plymouth

[AARR]

I wish to be the Mayor of Plymouth

Granted, but CSX increases train traffic causing car traffic back-ups and the citizens demand you do something about it.


I wish Michael comes up with a good solution

[Michael]

I wish Michael comes up with a good solution

Granted. Michael turns both lines into rail trails! Plymouthians love me!

But railfans hate me



I wish AARR a nice weekend.

[AARR]

I wish AARR a nice weekend.

Granted, just like everyday of the year just do what Mrs AARR says, and I won't get hurt...usually.


I wish for a week alone

[Michael]

I wish for a week alone

Granted. Utterly alone.....in solitary confinement...Apparently speech is NOT free.




I wish AARR didn't have to be arrested to get some alone time.

[AARR]

I wish AARR didn't have to be arrested to get some alone time.

Granted, I am stranded on an island.


I wish the next RRFan.com meet is in Thompsonville

[Michael]

I wish the next RRFan.com meet is in Thompsonville

Granted. But you are the only one who shows up!

But at least you got your last wish granted.



I wish the Plymouth had more trains

[AARR]

I wish the Plymouth had more trains

Granted, but the Foamers are still complaining because:
- Come at the wrong times
- Poor sun angles when the interesting stuff comes through
- Not enough different engines
- Where are the heritage engines
- Too many boring container trains and vehicle racks
- etc etc etc


I wish to have enough money to test the theory that money cannot buy happiness

[Michael]

Man, You got that pegged! The only guy I used to see on a regular basis in Plymouth was SW on his bike. In the past there were many other but just me now......stuck in the mud.

I wish to have enough money to test the theory that money cannot buy happiness

Granted. And indeed you quickly find out that while it brings Mrs AARR a mild contentment, it brings you nothing but the IRS, friends looking for handouts (like Michael) thieves and charities.



I wish I knew a good plumber

[AARR]

I wish I knew a good plumber

Granted, they are a friend of your youngest child.


I wish to eat corn on the cobb

[Michael]

I wish to eat corn on the cobb

Granted. But it is raw




I wish the people that started each of these Super Long Threads was forced to come back and post in them.

[AARR]

I wish the people that started each of these Super Long Threads was forced to come back and post in them.

Granted, but the turn it into Politics and Religion...


I wish for more volunteerism

[Michael]

I wish for more volunteerism

Granted. And Mrs AARR takes you up on it

No time for biking, railfanning or jogging.



I wish to see Tears For Fears live

[AARR]

I wish to see Tears For Fears live

Granted, but it's VERY political...


I wish SNL would have the original Church Lady back on

[Michael]

I wish SNL would have the original Church Lady back on

Granted. But she only comes back to mock your favorite band, Def Leopard




I wish to reboot summer

[AARR]

I wish to reboot summer

Granted, we skip spring and go straight into hot and humid...


I wish to be a pig farmer