Corrupt a Wish

[Michael]

I wish to manage a zoo

Granted. But you get fired on your first day after making these signs.




I wish AARR and I could make an animal documentary.

[AARR]

I wish AARR and I could make an animal documentary.

Granted, but we are mocked on the internet for the animal we document...


I wish Michael and I were park rangers

[Michael]

I wish Michael and I were park rangers

Granted. But all we do is chase picnic basket stealing bear around all day




I wish that AARR and I were cryptozoologist

[AARR]

I wish that AARR and I were cryptozoologist

Granted, but AARR doesn't know what that is so he just invites you over to have an operation session with his RR&R where we have epic failures.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YSa_po5LH0


I wish a train will stop at the RRFan.com meet and let us climb aboard

[Michael]

I wish a train will stop at the RRFan.com meet and let us climb aboard

Granted! But it is just AMTRAK

We still amuse ourselves though.




I wish to know what AARR's prepper plan is.

[AARR]

I wish to know what AARR's prepper plan is.

LOL, pray.


I wish to know what ~Z~'s prepper plan is if there is a tornado during the RRFan.com meet?

[Michael]

I wish to know what ~Z~'s prepper plan is if there is a tornado during the RRFan.com meet?

Granted. But his plan has not changed. Ride out the storm in YOUR basement blaring Heavy Metal and using your model trains.



I wish to be the town eccentric

[AARR]

I wish to be the town eccentric

Granted, but you get a cult following from several of the guys from RRFan.com and you lose cool points.


I wish St. Paul would write so that us regular people can understand his message.

[Michael]

I wish St. Paul would write so that us regular people can understand his message.

Granted. The Apostle write a letter to the Church of America in plain English but it is brutal.



I wish to keep up the good work.

[AARR]

I wish to keep up the good work.

Granted, but your computer thinks less of you because you need validation.


I wish our cleaning lady was able to keep her monthly schedule with us instead of two months.

[Michael]

I wish our cleaning lady was able to keep her monthly schedule with us instead of two months.

Not Granted. She quits completely, leaving you to clean the house for yourself and you have company coming




I wish for an October suprise

[AARR]

I wish for an October surprise

Granted, this appears out of the forest in your backyard.


I wish the squirrels stock enough nuts to get through the winter

[Michael]

creepy

I wish the squirrels stock enough nuts to get through the winter

Granted. But now your house is full of nuts!




I wish to stand shoulder to shoulder with AARR while we get hit with a category 5 hurricane.

[AARR]

I wish to stand shoulder to shoulder with AARR while we get hit with a category 5 hurricane.

Granted, we follow safety procedures.


I wish Mrs AARR would have let me name our children

[Michael]

I wish Mrs AARR would have let me name our children

Granted. But it was 25 years after they were born and renaming them just seems confusing



I wish I could stop sneezing

[AARR]

I wish I could stop sneezing

Granted, but now it comes out the other end.


I wish to have a good night of pickle ball

[Michael]

I wish to have a good night of pickle ball

Granted. But you pay for it the next day




I wish I could get up and go wherever I wanted whenever I wanted.

[AARR]

I wish I could get up and go wherever I wanted whenever I wanted.

Granted, but its not as glamorous as it seemed...


I wish Michael and I remake Dumb and Dumber

[Michael]

I wish Michael and I remake Dumb and Dumber

Granted. But is it so dumb.




I wish to beat the odds