Corrupt a Wish

[AARR]

Granted...but they're all gay weddings

I wish for world peace

[~Z~]

Granted, but now all religions have ended as there can't be world peace with that still in place.

I wish I could figure out a route to take through Chicago on Sunday.

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted, but part of the route is driving on Lake Michigan and you forgot your water wings and rubber duckie
I wish it would quit snowing on Q327 day

[sd70accsxt700]

Granted but now it is all sever thunderstorms

I wish Zack would quit talking about Chicago.

[~Z~]

Granted, but I won't stop talking about it until much later, sometime after I process the photos from it, which might be a year from now.

I wish that I didn't have to pay these bills at my desk, even though it doesn't come out of my pay, but company money.

[sd70accsxt700]

Your wish is granted, but now you are assinged to toilet duty

I wish that money grew on trees.

[conrailmike]

Granted, but for some reason your money trees won't produce

I wish it was spring...

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Your wish is granted, but your wife gives you a hunny do list that will keep you busy
until next winter so no train chasing
I wish I had an HO scale brass locomotive that is DCC ready.

[sd70accsxt700]

Your wish is granted but you have no layout

I wish there was no "big goverment"

[GP9R]

Granted, but everything stays the same.
I wish my truck hadn't been hit...

[sd70accsxt700]

Your wish is granted, but it is out of gas.

I wish I lived alone

[GP9R]

Granted but now you live in a box in your backyard
I wish I could go get my paycheck

[SW]

Granted but by time you got it the banks are closed and your favorite ATM is out of order so you can't cash it.

I wish my chest cold would go away so I could go skiing tomorrow.

[sd70accsxt700]

Wish granted, but you broke your leg in a ski accident,

I wish i had something to do

[conrailmike]

Granted, but that's something that you hate doing.

I wish my SUB pay check would come...

[sd70accsxt700]

Wish granted, but it was all 00000000

I wish I was not going to AA

[SW]

Granted, but you're going to Flint instead.

I wish Al Gore would shut up.

[sd70accsxt700]

Wish granted, but now you get to listen to Jessie Jackson

PS im glad you knew AA was the town and not something else

I wish the wife would quit bothering me

[conrailmike]

Granted, but now you're divorced and she took every penny...

I wish my hockey helmet would be delivered...

[sd70accsxt700]

Wish granted, but your skates broke.

I wish I was a train