Corrupt a Wish

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted, but the power went out in your area and you missed the only super bowl the Lions attended

I wish I can make money with the foods I can cook

[sd70accsxt700]

Granted, but you used tainted items like peanut butter, and everyone died

I wish i had a table

[GP9R]

Granted but it fell down so you have a peice of wood on the floor
I wish Riders was open, I want to get my decoder

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted but when you got there it was out of stock
and it will take 4 to 6 weeks for Riders to get some in.


I wish I had a pair of hunter socks to keep my feet warm when I am out railfanning in the winter.

[SW]

Granted, but sd70accsxt700 threw a bucket of water on you in Station 885's parking lot, so the rest of your body is freezing.

I wish that BCOL unit would come thru Plymouth today.

[sd70accsxt700]

Granted, but it will be the only thing by in the next month, and it will come as soon as you leave.

I wish I had a bucket of water.

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted But it is so cold the water turned to ice and you dropped it on your foot

I wish my wife knew how to cook

[GP9R]

Granted, but your not hungry ever again
I wish I had something to eat

[sd70accsxt700]

Granted, but now you are sitting on the toilet for the next two days

I wish I was in Chicago with Zack

[BerkshireKid]

Granted but the car quits and to keep warm you have to cuddle to keep warm until help arrives in 5 weeks!

I wish the Government would go to Hell and give me more in tax refunds!!

[sd70accsxt700]

Granted, but it was only a dollar, and now all hell is broke lose

I wish I had more green notebooks

[SW]

Granted, but you don't have anything to write with.

I wish the snow would just evaporate on a sunny day like this and not turn to slush first.

[BerkshireKid]

Granted but it now is 100 degrees everyday with 300% humidity

I wish i was married to MAtt

[sd70accsxt700]

Granted, but you now have to live with Jo too.

I wish I lived closer to everyone

[BerkshireKid]

Granted but you now have to live with Steven and Gregg P who are now married with children!!

I wish the Ann Arbor carferries would start running again!!! (Hey CN shoulda bought GLC instead of EJE to get around Chicago!!!)

[sd70accsxt700]

Granted, but they forgot to work and them and they are now all the the bottom of Lake Michigan

I wish Gregg and Steven were married

[AARR]

Granted...and they had a baby (uuugh!) and you're the god father

I wish I could eat dessert all day for every meal and stay healthy

[sd70accsxt700]

Granted but that is all you can eat from now on.

I wish I had a roll of tape.

[BerkshireKid]

Granted but i was duck tape and we put it on your hairy back then pulled it off!!!

I wish Steven and Gregg a happy and fruitful marraige

[sd70accsxt700]

Granted, but you live in the basement at there house

I wish that I could be in MR