Corrupt a Wish

[AARR]

Granted, but now it plays, "It's a small world" over and over and over

I wish I could get more sleep

[sd70accsxt700]

Granted but now its 100 years later and you dont know anyone

I wish I had yellow paint.

[AARR]

Granted, but you just found out your color blind to yellow and it looks like beige or gold

I wish all more railroads painted their engines black

[sd70accsxt700]

Granted but then you couldent tell the diffrence between a black and white photo and a color

I wish I had a bigger TV

[AARR]

Granted, but now all the CSX managers want to hang out at your house and watch tv

I wish the guy in front of me in church this morning didn't grunt like a pig all during mass

[sd70accsxt700]

Granted, but next week he smells and sounds like a cow.

I wish it was over.

[AARR]

Granted, but next week he smells and sounds like a cow.

Granted, but then we'll have to find another way to run up our posts

I wish I was on a beach with Mrs. Simon

[sd70accsxt700]

Granted, but there are also 5000 other couples on the same beach at the same time.

I wish it was dark.

[tsinoms]

Granted, but then all of a sudden a group of 1000 emos and wanna be punks surround you and start cutting themselves.

I wish I could have access to any train engine cab! And party with Mattsquach!

[BerkshireKid]

Granted but you're only allowed to get into a cab of 1.5" scale locomotive and Matt had burruitos before he came along!!

I wish it was next weekend already!

[sd70accsxt700]

Granted, but there was a huge derailment, in Fostoria, and it blew up.

I wish I had some pizza.

[SW]

Granted, but it's vegan and there is no meat or cheese on it.

I wish my condo would warm up quickly.

[Railnut]

Granted..but you better get out..because it's on fire....

I wish summer was here already....

[JANGAJONGA]

Granted, but it rained every day all day.




I wish school was illegal.

[BerkshireKid]

Granted but you were running the school so now you go directly to jail without passing go!

I wish someone would stop sinking my battleship!!!

[sd70accsxt700]

Granted, but now there is no water, and you cant float.


I wish I would not have just purchased this game.

[BerkshireKid]

Granted but the freeware version just redirected your post to a switch board in India where you are now getting charged $498.97 and hour to play for free

I wish i had a bra on right now to attract Gregg to me instead of Steven

[JANGAJONGA]

Granted,but now nancy pelosi is your mom

I wish for 3 feet of snow.

[sd70accsxt700]

Granted, but now you have both.

I wish I had known about sex.

[JANGAJONGA]

Granted,but you have uncureable erectial dysfuntion.


i wish you were a cat