Corrupt a Wish

[sd70accsxt700]

Granted, but I just clawed your eyes out and pissed on your shoes.

I wish I was a tiger.

[BerkshireKid]

Granted but you have to eat Corn Flakes for the rest of your life

I wish Taylor Swift would go out with me!

[sd70accsxt700]

Granted but the second she seen you that night she went running away

I wish I had some corn flakes.

[BerkshireKid]

Granted but whe you eat them tigers become attracted to you and you get "it" all nite long in the backside!!

I wish I could fly into the ocean

[sd70accsxt700]

Granted but when you landed, you forgot you cant swim

I wish I was pink

[JANGAJONGA]

Granted, but then miley cyrus would smack you 39 times daily.

i wish DR was a womenman.

[sd70accsxt700]

Granted but now you are serously attracted to him, along with Gregg, and Steven

I wish the sky was yellow

[BerkshireKid]

Granted but I peed in the sky to turn it yellow!! Don't drink the rain water!!

I wish i was at Hooters right now with Laura, Gabby, Emily and Mackenzie!!

[sd70accsxt700]

Granted, but they closed as soon as you walked in

I wish it was one in the morning

[BerkshireKid]

Granted but it's only 1am for a millisecond then its 01:00:01!!! EHEHEHE

I wish i had a footlong right now!!

[sd70accsxt700]

Granted, but its not the one you are thinking of, its a sub.

I wish I had more food

[BerkshireKid]

Granted but it's a footlong! and no it's not a sub!.....It's a sausage!!!

I wish i could sit and lick myself all day like a dog can!

[sd70accsxt700]

Granted, but you do know where they lick the most right

I wish I was good looking

[BerkshireKid]

Granted but, well lets be realistic here, that will never happen

I wish TTAM would move back to michigan!

[sd70accsxt700]

Granted, but Matt had to stay in Ohio.

I wish Michigan was Ohio

[BerkshireKid]

Granted but U of M's football team still sucks!!!

I wish MAtt could move with TTAM!!!

[sd70accsxt700]

Granted but you now have to drive me to Willard every day for work

I wish Amtrak painted its locos, green.

[BerkshireKid]

Granted but it was more of a cream and green scheme like BN

I wish i caould drive MAtt and TTam back and forth to Willard everyday for work and get paid

[sd70accsxt700]

Granted, but you are only getting paid .01 a mile and its 200 miles

I wish someone would bring back the cream and green

[BerkshireKid]

Granted but it's EMDSteve after he bought the CN from EHH

I wish someone would take Steve out with a freakin shotgun to the nuts then to the head!