Corrupt a Wish

[tsinoms]

Granted but then you would be too smart for everyone else!

I wish it was sunday again!

[PlymouthStationGuy]

granted but you slept right thru it
wish Q334 was a little longer than 16 cars

[GreatLakesRailfan]

Granted, but now it consists of exactly 20 empty intermodal flats (long count).

I wish I had a heart.

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted but you are still 3rd in line to be The Wizard of Oz
I wish the Wizard of Oz was on tonight

[SW]

Granted, but the Wicked Witch of the West is going to turn you into a newt.

I wish I was back in Florida.

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted but on the way to Florida your flight was hijacked to Passaic, New Jersey.
I wish I had a better corrupt wish for SW.

[Racer]

Granted, but then you can't corrupt my wishes!

I wish they would play "Ballroom Blitz" on the radio.

[Jeff L]

Granted.....but you just got Rick-rolled.

I wish Tony Robbins would just eat everything off the Vegas Buffet

[~Z~]

Granted, but then Tony Robbins would no longer be hungry, and you wouldn't then be able to see me posting the familiar statement of "TONY ROBBINS HUNGRY!" as often.

I wish I could have kept chasing E94916 instead of heading back to work.

[tsinoms]

Granted but now your jobless and then your woman in a major twist of events lost hers as well Sry.

I wish Steve Jobs would die!

[SW]

Granted, but now all your Macs will become obsolete in days.

I wish doing my taxes was easier.

[Bluewaterfan]

granted, but you own the feds more than you annual income

I wish I was allowed back on SRI property.

[GreatLakesRailfan]

Granted, but no one else wants to be there now.

Heh. I wish no one cared about SRI anymore.

[redside20]

The SRI just received a 10000000 dollar endowment fund, and they got the 1223 from Grand Haven

I wish all the somalians would go back to somalia

[BerkshireKid]

Granted but Columbus, OH is the "new" Somalia!

I wish people weren't so retarded on this board somethymes!!

[Racer]

Granted, but then you would be banned (Hmm, that's not such a corrupt wish after all).

I wish I didn't have to work this evening.

[BerkshireKid]

Granted but no more money for railfanning trips!!!

I wish Cam would share his pics from his honeymoon with Steven!!!

[Railnut]

Granted..but they are pornographic..and cannot been posted....

I wish that thought had not been planted in my head........

[SW]

Granted, but now in its place a geranium is planted in your head.

I wish DR could spell "sometimes"...

[BerkshireKid]

Granted but now i spell tyme wrong everytime!

I wish I had more HARDEES!!!!!!!!!!!