Corrupt a Wish

[SW]

Granted -- you get a Triple Thickburger, all 1420 calories. And a heart attack to go.

I wish I could eat more fast food and not get fat.

[BerkshireKid]

Granted but now instead of getting fat you srink down to 2' 3''!!!

I wish i could kill ebay!!!

[AARR]

Granted, but where will we go to buy wonderful overpriced stuff

I wish I could think of something to wish for right now

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted but you were ready to type it in and then your wife yelled at you for leaving the seat up
and then you lost the wish again.
I wish it would not snow this weekend

[SW]

Granted, but the storm will track north and instead give us sleet and freezing rain and coat everything with 1/2" of ice. And you'll lose power for 3 days. But we won't get any snow...

I wish that this workweek would end early.

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted but that ice storm was so bad you could not get home from work until sunday night.
I wish K357 would leave.

[Racer]

Granted, but they will need to stop and let Q327 around him first.

I wish I didn't have to work for 2 HOURS tonight!

[BerkshireKid]

Granted but it is now a 24hr shift!

I wish I get my TSBY units today!!

[GreatLakesRailfan]

Granted, but they retired all TSBY units yesterday and now the GLC is renting WATCO units on a per-trip basis- which means they won't run again until next week.

I wish I could drive home in less than 8 hours.

[tsinoms]

Granted but now you have to drive back to where you started and it takes you 5 days!

I wish all the SD80MAC's came to GR!

[GreatLakesRailfan]

Granted. After CSX and NS collectively decide to scrap the SD80MACs, the Gilette ships them to GR as razor blades.

I wish it were colder outside.

[tsinoms]

Granted but it reaches Absolute Zero and we all die.........

I wish the SD80MAC's came to gr in one piece and stayed that way and worked around GR.....

Try that out!

[GreatLakesRailfan]

Granted but it reaches Absolute Zero and we all die.........

I wish the SD80MAC's came to gr in one piece and stayed that way and worked around GR.....

Try that out!

Granted, but only after dark. They keep 'em in Wyoming Yard, between cuts of cars anytime you might have a chance of getting a photo the rest of the time.

I wish I weren't trading wishes with (just) Trevor.

[BerkshireKid]

Granted but now your trading kisses with Trevor!

I wish it was 0 beer 30 all the time!!!!!

[SW]

Granted, but you went to Hardee's first and now you have food poisoning and can't drink beer.

I wish the snow would hold off for a day.

[Y@]

Granted, but after that day it will snow non-stop in Michigan for 10 years.

I wish RJ Corman would buy the MAW already...

[Racer]

Granted, but the RJ Coreman will sell the MAW and become a bike trail.

I wish CN ran more trains on the Holly Sub through the Pontiac/ Waterford area when I'm up there and can see them.

[Y@]

Granted, but every time you see them, you won't have a camera on you.

I wish I could have a wish that couldn't be corrupted.

[AARR]

Granted...but you have to wish for something to not be corrupted so your wish is unfullfilled...kind of like Matt's love life

I wish it were Friday night again

[Railnut]

Granted..but now you have to wait for monday to cash your check because you over slept saturday morning from all the friday night partying..

I wish Michigan's Basketball team was more consistent....

Dave