Corrupt a Wish

[SW]

Granted, but you had to review the case, heard all the stories, and then they had to kill you too.

I wish there had been BNSF units on the coal train I just saw.

[AARR]

Granted, but you're not in Durand so it's still a huge letdown

I wish I had won the Epic Fail award (not that I'm ungrateful for the Most Irrelevant Posts award

[SW]

Granted -- a second Epic Fail Award is given for failing to convince Zack to bring back the P-R-E forum. You win!

I wish I had an extra 2 hours this morning.

[Railnut]

Granted..but now you lose 2 hours this evening..

I wish I had a travel buddy for my trip to and from Minnesota..

[ns8401]

Granted... But he makes you tap the guy in the stall next to you in the minneapolis airport...

I wish I was in Florida... (Gonna be live updating from Florida from the 13th till the 25th)...

[AARR]

Granted, but so is everyone else and it is crowded everywhere you go. And the railroad cops are on the hunt for us threatening rail fans so everytime you pull out your camera to take a picture of a train you are hauled off to the police, strip searched , and interrogated.

I wish life was easier

[TrainWatcher]

Granted, we are all transported to 4 million BC

I wish I could run my New HO Scale NW J Class...

[SW]

Granted, but PlymouthStationGuy has a Big Boy 4-8-8-4, and when you aren't looking, slams it head on into 611, sending it flying off the table and onto the cement floor, shattering it into 611 pieces.

I wish my work day was already over.

[redside20]

granted somebody pulled the fire alarm at your office

i wish i had a gag and scotch tape to put over trainwatchers mouth at the DOOO-RAN meet saturday

[SteveTJ]

Granted, but the tape wasn't strong enough to hold for more than a few minutes.

I wish I had a model railroad like everyone else does.

[Railnut]

Granted..but now, since everyone has one, no one wants one...

I wish more exDTI units were still on the GTW roster..

[GreatLakesRailfan]

Granted...but they hold spots that would have been filled by D&TSL units, WC units and EJE units among others, leading CN to simply scrap everything else as they continue to expand their system.

I wish I had the energy to do something besides surf the internet.

[BerkshireKid]

Granted but now you're cleaning my room from top to bottom with no gas mask!!!! Trust me, you'll need it!!

[SW]

I wish Dane would wish for something when corrupting someone else's wish.

[AARR]

Granted, but then Dane wouldn't be Dane and he'd be someone else, possibly someone we don't like, and then Zack would ban him from this site, and Dale would ban him...(oh, that's already been done , so any way Zack would ban DR from this site and we'd miss him and become depressed and not feel like posting messages here so Zack would be spending $600 a year to post messages and pictures to himself and that would depress him and we'd all stop railfanning and that's depressing so although I'd also like DR to post a wish after corrupting a wish I wouldn't want him to change...much

I wish small all the Class 1's would leave MI and short lines/regionals take over everything.

[BerkshireKid]

Granted but they are all ran by one person EMDACESteve!!!!!!

I wish it was warmer than 36 degrees in May!!!!!!!!!!!

[Railnut]

Granted..but besides the weather..DANE POSTED A WISH..a sign of the Apocalypse for this site! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish it was Monday already...

[SW]

Granted, but it is last Monday and you have to do Monday and Tuesday this week all over again.

I wish the virtual machine on my laptop wasn't such a pain to work with.

[PlymouthStationGuy]

Granted.. but you get caught up in the virtual machine world and the next thing you know your back in the 70's dancing the Hussle at Studio 54 with what you think is every good looking girl on the dance floor.
When your computer breaks it snaps you back to reality and your in middle of a cow pasture and all the cows are winking at you and asking " Hey Baby want to do the Bump again".

I wish that this time Don reads this corrupt wish 1st

[SW]

Granted, but he told me to go ahead and corrupt your wish because he was trying to evade Corky, who is in hot pursuit trying to collect delivery charges from him for that shipment of 30 cases of roadbed a few weeks ago.

I wish 89-cent Grilled Chicken Burritos were served at TACO TOWN!!!