Corrupt a Wish

[Michael]

I wish to bring happiness to someone

Granted. You bring Mrs. AARR happiness when she spends your whole check




I wish David Collins luck in balancing school and railfanning this fall

[AARR]

I wish David Collins luck in balancing school and railfanning this fall

Granted, but when he tries to keep the girl friend too...


I wish to not drive to Lansing today

[Michael]

I wish to not drive to Lansing today

Granted. But you have to drive there today and Mrs AARR is driving




I wish for a new place to hike

[AARR]

I wish for a new place to hike

Granted,

It's true, isn't it.

I wish to save a life today

[Michael]

I wish to save a life today

Granted. But it is your own.




I wish for a good thunderstorm

[AARR]

I wish for a good thunderstorm

Granted, but it all lands on you.


I wish to inspire someone today

[Michael]

I wish to inspire someone today

Granted. You inspire PAT C to start drinking again.


I wish I was a better storyteller.

[AARR]

I wish I was a better storyteller.

Granted, but you find yourself without a comeback...


I wish to talk someone from jumping off the cliff

[Michael]

I wish to talk someone from jumping off the cliff

Granted! But they slip and fall anyways BUT they are ok. The Corrupt a Wish Genie was feeling sorry for you and threw you a bone.



I wish to complete the ODRAP. One Day Ride Across Plymouth. I came awfully close last year before my bike fell apart.

[AARR]

I wish to complete the ODRAP. One Day Ride Across Plymouth. I came awfully close last year before my bike fell apart.

Granted, and your bike stayed in one piece.


I wish Michael would have acted unafraid of the buck

[Michael]

I wish Michael would have acted unafraid of the buck

Granted. But he screamed like a little girl over the dragonfly.




I wish AARR and I could railfan at this location labelled Foamer Heaven
https://maps.app.goo.gl/ynmWSkgkuCfqWmqs7

[AARR]

I wish AARR and I could railfan at this location labelled Foamer Heaven
https://maps.app.goo.gl/ynmWSkgkuCfqWmqs7

Granted, but we moon the train crew.


I wish to reset the bar for political candidates

[Michael]

I wish to reset the bar for political candidates

Granted.

Reset. Raised. Whatever.



I wish to know who the guy in AARR's photo above is talking to????

[AARR]

I wish to know who the guy in AARR's photo above is talking to????

That's me. Mrs. AARR always knows when I am doing something that will embarrass her even if I am 1,000 miles away. She is scolding me.


I wish to lay in-between the railroad tracks while a train passes overhead.

[Michael]

I wish to lay in-between the railroad tracks while a train passes overhead.

Granted. But it breaks down and stops while parked over you.



I wish to go treasure hunting with AARR

[AARR]

I wish to go treasure hunting with AARR

Granted, but all we find is.....


I wish Michael would go on a weekend outing with his wife and daughters

[Michael]

I wish Michael would go on a weekend outing with his wife and daughters

Granted. It starts as a weekend but it ends up being 6 month across Europe during which time Michael is unable to post on the Super Long Threads and no one else is willing to either.



I wish jump a shark like Fonzie

[AARR]

I wish jump a shark like Fonzie

Granted, what could go wrong with that .....


I wish to help Michael come out of his shell

[Michael]

I wish to help Michael come out of his shell

Granted But now all we do is railfan together



I wish AARR had become a Catholic Priest

[AARR]

I wish AARR had become a Catholic Priest

Granted, but I nearly quit after listening to Michael's confession.


I wish Noah would have killed both mosquitoes when he had the chance.